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Post by palmer7 on Apr 11, 2020 23:52:13 GMT -5
Bob Loblaw has $20,027 in cash and prizes. He's already cleared one prize off the Winners' Board.
Until this COVID-19 thing blows over, we're going to have a new announcer: Steven Anderson. Also, for this episode, we'll also be having random guest co-hosts until Stacey decides to come home.
So, who wants to play? I need two new people.
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 21, 2020 0:19:43 GMT -5
Bump
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Post by jman8606 on Apr 25, 2020 13:04:25 GMT -5
I'm in Greg.
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 25, 2020 13:10:25 GMT -5
Excellent. We need one more player.
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Post by Frank on Apr 25, 2020 15:01:20 GMT -5
sure I'm in
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 25, 2020 20:33:07 GMT -5
(drumroll) (shot of Bob Loblaw) (click here to hear Steven announce)Steven Anderson: (VO) So far, Bob Loblaw has won cash and prizes totaling.....[OPENING THEME]
This week, contestants could win... a home theatre, an IKEA shopping spree, or a $75,000 zero-coupon bond...
And continue a journey towards a fortune in cash and prizes, including this Mercedes-Benz......
And at least $1,000,000 in cash! In total, over....
On....
(echo) And now, here's the star of our show, GREG PALMER!(wild cheers and applause as the doors open and I run to my lectern)Greg: Thank you, Steven Anderson, and welcome to $ale of the Century. We're coming to you from the 20th Century Studios lot, and believe it or not, we're still empty. We still don't have a studio audience, because Governor Newsom says we can't. And it's a darn shame, too, because we've got all these door prizes we're just itching to give away and a great show planned. Now, if you're wondering where Burton is, he's at home like so many of us. Stacey decided to go home too, in order to check on her family. However, we're going to be having special co-hosts every day until this virus is over, and in the meantime, we have a special guest announcer. His name is Steven Anderson! (audience cheers as we get a shot of Steve at the mic) Yes, this man was once a simple cranberry bog farmer in New England, and now, he's going to follow in the footsteps of the great Rod Roddy. All that's missing is a shiny Thai jacket, and he'll be the official ambassador to Chiang Mai. Isn't that right, Steve? Steve: If I can’t get there with the current situation, Geoffrey Beene’ll work just fine, Greg!Greg: Ha ha ha ha ha! Well said, Steve. Now, this is a very exciting day for all of us, especially for Steve here. Our co-host for this edition is a lady who is quite talented. She's got several Grammy nominations, you've seen her on Survivor, here's Sia Furler! (wild canned cheers and applause as Sia comes out on stage, not wearing her wig, the two of us embrace) Hello, Sia. Sia: Hallo, Greg.Greg: So, this is the first time you've co-hosted a game show in the United States. But, you're no stranger to the U.S. You were in a movie recently that Steve saw, like, 50 times. Sia: Oh yes, we were just talking about this before the show. I was Songbird Serenade in My Little Pony: The Movie.Greg: Songbird Serenade. Sia: That's right, I was a pegasus.Greg: I remember seeing a movie poster for it, and your character looks just like you. With the wig and all. Anyway... Oh, I forgot. We crowned a new champion on the last show. A fine player, Bob Loblaw! (canned audience cheers) Bob, I'm so sorry, I forgot you were even here, I was so caught up in talking to Steve and Sia. The floor is yours. Say something, anything. |
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Post by toetypergs on Apr 26, 2020 16:34:56 GMT -5
Thank you Gregg so happy to be back.and hello sia.
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 26, 2020 23:11:08 GMT -5
Sia: Hello, Bob.
Greg: And this is one of the few times that you're actually seeing her in the flesh with her full face. Without that silly wig covering her eyes.
Sia: Oh, but I like that wig.
Greg: Yeah, but you can't see anything without looking down. What do you think, Bob? Do you like her with or without the wig?
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Post by toetypergs on Apr 27, 2020 8:55:33 GMT -5
with definately
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 27, 2020 12:19:07 GMT -5
Sia: See? Thank you. I like myself with the wig, too.Greg: Well, I happened to check your dressing room, and you don't have your wig today. So, there. Anyway, would you please introduce the challengers? (As Sia introduces the contestants, models of the opposite gender escort them to their seats)Sia: OK. First off, he's an unemployed person whose hobbies include serial dating and friending girls on Facebook. From Elba, Alabama, here's James Greek. And he's a self employed person whose dream is to visit Uranus. Say g'day to Frank Jones.(canned audience cheers) Greg: All right, we'll start off with Frank. First off, you're self-employed. What is it exactly that you do?
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Post by Frank on Apr 27, 2020 12:26:00 GMT -5
Well I teach piano lessons. Have to yell practice to my students
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 27, 2020 12:31:49 GMT -5
Greg/Sia: Practice!
Greg: All right. Also, you say you want to visit Uranus. That's a pretty far distance from.... where are you from?
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Post by Frank on Apr 27, 2020 12:56:55 GMT -5
I'm from Okay Oklahoma
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 27, 2020 14:56:05 GMT -5
Okay, Oklahoma. Is that a real city? (beat) Our producers say it is. Well, good luck to you.
Hiya, James. Now, you come from Elba, Alabama and you like friending pretty girls on Facebook. You ever meet any of them in person?
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Post by jman8606 on Apr 27, 2020 18:25:23 GMT -5
Nope I hAve not had a chance to yet.
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