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Post by brendan85r on Mar 28, 2021 15:47:58 GMT -5
"I, Ryan Stiles, do solemnly swear to show complete respect for Dan Patterson."
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Post by brendan85r on Apr 11, 2021 7:02:56 GMT -5
Let's try another category then:
Unlikely things for a TV network announcer (or continuity announcer) to say
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Post by captainfortune on Apr 12, 2021 7:10:44 GMT -5
"Here comes the coach, and he's pissed. He's always this way, because he's a sh**** coach."
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Post by brendan85r on Apr 12, 2021 8:40:16 GMT -5
"Tonight's episode of Antiques Roadshow contains scenes of constant boredom."
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Post by captainfortune on Apr 13, 2021 16:48:13 GMT -5
"George, what can he win?"
"You have the chance to win $1 in cash!"
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Post by brendan85r on Apr 13, 2021 17:20:59 GMT -5
(I was talking more about those who announce upcoming programs and stuff, but anyway...)
"You're watching CBS - Couldn't Be Stuffed."
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 14, 2021 11:22:00 GMT -5
(in a British accent) "And coming up next on BBC1, Disney Time. Why we don't have a weekly Disney Time, I don't know. In fact, it's not bloody fair. America gets a Disney movie once a week and we have to wait until Easter or Christmas. Is it because we're owned by the government? Does our status as a statutory corporation with a royal charter have anything to do with it?" (starting to get worked up) "I demand satisfaction! Why is it that my children and I have to wait eight bleeding months between Easter and Christmas to see anything bloody Disney!?"
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Post by brendan85r on Apr 14, 2021 16:55:39 GMT -5
Okay, new topic:
Strange things to see on opening the door in the middle of the night
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Post by palmer7 on Apr 15, 2021 19:11:38 GMT -5
"Hi, this is Dick Clark. Did you know that the real test of an antiperspirant is while you're sleeping?"
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Post by captainfortune on Apr 16, 2021 17:27:57 GMT -5
"Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"
*Johnny Carson walks through your door*
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Post by Frank on Apr 17, 2021 11:53:37 GMT -5
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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Post by brendan85r on Apr 17, 2021 19:17:26 GMT -5
"I'm here to fix your dishwasher - you asked for a call between 9 and 3?"
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Post by Frank on Apr 20, 2021 11:55:36 GMT -5
BUZZ BUZZ
Rejected State Mottos
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Post by brendan85r on Apr 21, 2021 2:41:49 GMT -5
(without wanting to be slanderous)
Queensland. Sea, Sun, and Watch Out A Bikie Gang Behind You.
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Post by Frank on Apr 21, 2021 20:47:04 GMT -5
North Carolina - Where you can have 24 different climates in a span of 24 hours
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