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Post by palmer7 on Dec 7, 2020 13:09:14 GMT -5
Kyle: $300
Nicholas: $800
Matt: $675
Danny: $676
Six-seven-six. (ding)Danny, if I didn't know better, I'd say you've seen this show before. Actual retail price: (I pull the tag out of the envelope) $700. Danny is the winner! (dings) [COD CUE](cheers and applause as Danny walks up those stairs) And he's going to join me over here at the giant price tag. (Danny joins me by the giant price tag) All right. Danny, let me ask you. How did you get here today? |
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Post by gameshowfandanny on Dec 7, 2020 15:27:41 GMT -5
Well, I am a big fan of game shows, including this one, so I signed up for this.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 7, 2020 16:02:03 GMT -5
You misunderstand. How did you get here? Maybe we ought to ask your parents. Mr. and Mrs. Margolis, are you in the audience? (offcamera and offmic chatter) Good. How'd you get here? (offcamera and offmic chatter) Took a bus, eh? A tour group from New Jersey and you folks decided to come to the show today? All right. Well, Margolis family, I don't want you to go back on the bus. I want to see you go home with this! (Door #3 opens up to reveal Bella Hadid with...) Steve: (VO) It's A NEW CAR!!!!(excited shot of Danny's parents, audience screams, fade to car) The 2020 Shadow Grey Chevrolet Malibu FWD Premier comes equipped with a 2.0 liter Turbo 4-cylinder engine, 9-speed automatic transmission, Enhanced Driver Confidence Package, front and rear all-weather floor liners, cargo mat, 19" aluminum wheels, lowering suspension upgrade, wheel locks and black chrome license plate frames. It's the Chevrolet Malibu!!Greg: And that is the world's most beautiful woman, Bella Hadid, with what I want to be your new car. Now, Danny, the price of that car is not, not $27,646. Don't let the car dealer bamboozle you. However, each digit is One Away from the correct digit in the price of the car. You just have to determine which way it goes. Is the 2 a 1 or a 3? Is the 7 a 6 or an 8? Is the 6 a 5 or a 7? Is the 4 a 3 or a 5? And is the second 6 a 5 or a 7? (audience shouts suggestions) |
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Post by gameshowfandanny on Dec 7, 2020 16:08:28 GMT -5
I think the 2 is a 1, the 7 is an 8, the first 6 is a 7, the 4 is a 3, and the second six is also a 7.
So, I think the price is $18,737.
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 7, 2020 16:32:54 GMT -5
(sets the price to $18,737; graphic to come later)
All right. $18,737. Now, on Drew's version, they have the "Almighty Sound Effects Lady". We have somebody much bigger than that. His name is Jonathan Goodson. He's one of the executive producers on this show, and when you hear Steve say, "This is Steve Anderson speaking for The Price is Right, A Mark Goodson Television Production," Steve's talking about Jonathan's father. Now, since he is Mark Goodson's son, Mr. Goodson has a rather big head, so you have to suck up to him. Coincidentally, that's how Steve and I got our jobs here. Isn't that right, Steve?
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Post by asja2002 on Dec 7, 2020 16:48:35 GMT -5
Steve: Yes indeed, Greg....
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 7, 2020 17:04:51 GMT -5
And so, Danny, in order to win the car, you must brown-nose, bootlick, apple-polish, and toady for every single digit. In the words of Bono, "If you want to kiss the sky, better learn how to kneel. On your knees, boy." (Danny stands there) Well, don't just stand there, kneel.
(Danny gets on his knees) Don't worry, I'll hold the mic for you. Now, I want you to ask Mr. Goodson in the nicest, most sycophantic way whether you have one digit right. Now, remember, suck up to him.
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Post by gameshowfandanny on Dec 7, 2020 18:12:58 GMT -5
Mr. Goodson, do I have at least one number right?
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Post by asja2002 on Dec 7, 2020 18:40:41 GMT -5
*HORN BLARES*
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 7, 2020 19:02:29 GMT -5
Very good. Now, ask him if you have two numbers right.
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Post by gameshowfandanny on Dec 7, 2020 19:04:32 GMT -5
Mr. Goodson, do I have at least two numbers right?
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 7, 2020 19:31:19 GMT -5
*HORN BLARES*
(audience cheers)
Very good! Now, ask Mr. Goodson if you have at least three numbers right!
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Post by gameshowfandanny on Dec 7, 2020 19:35:56 GMT -5
Mr. Goodson, do I have at least three numbers right?
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Post by asja2002 on Dec 7, 2020 19:43:10 GMT -5
*SILENCE*
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Post by palmer7 on Dec 7, 2020 19:49:57 GMT -5
Well, you have two numbers right at least. Which three numbers do you want to change? (audience shouts suggestions)
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