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Post by captainfortune on Feb 19, 2021 23:19:44 GMT -5
Gotta agree.
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Post by palmer7 on Feb 19, 2021 23:24:55 GMT -5
TRIVIAL PURSUIT
SCRABBLE
<MONOPOLY>
Well, the #1 board game that brings out the most obnoxious side of some people is M-O-N-O-P-O-L-Y! (right answer)(audience cheers) James, you get one spin. Here we go. (the reels spin) |
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Post by jman8606 on Feb 19, 2021 23:27:44 GMT -5
Come on come on! Give me that Kentucky Derby trip! STOP!
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Post by palmer7 on Feb 19, 2021 23:35:42 GMT -5
(James stops the reels)
[NEW KITCHEN]
[?????????]
[?????????]
New kitchen.
[NEW KITCHEN]
[TRACK RACER]
[?????????]
Track racer.
[NEW KITCHEN]
[TRACK RACER]
[KENTUCKY DERBY]
Kentucky Derby! (audience cheers) James, make it official.
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Post by jman8606 on Feb 20, 2021 0:10:19 GMT -5
I am going to take the derby
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Post by palmer7 on Feb 20, 2021 0:51:13 GMT -5
(ding)
[>][>][>][ ][ ][NEW KITCHEN][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]
[ ][ ][ ][ ][BEDROOM SET][ ][ ][ ][ ]
[ ][ ][ ][KENTUCKY DERBY][<][<][<]
[ ][ ][WATCH][ ][ ]
[ ][TRACK RACER][ ]
(audience cheers) And you're going to the Kentucky Derby! Virgin mint juleps for everyone! (audience cheers some more, except when they find out they're "virgin") Next question.
TOO MUCH STRESS
LONG HOURS
NOT ENOUGH MONEY
We asked 100 men.... Name a complaint you have about your wife's job.(buzzcode and answer, please)
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Post by palmer7 on Feb 20, 2021 10:56:17 GMT -5
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Post by jman8606 on Feb 20, 2021 12:17:02 GMT -5
I agree
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Post by palmer7 on Feb 20, 2021 15:43:20 GMT -5
Long hours. Kyle gets a spin. (right answer)(audience cheers)
TOO MUCH STRESS
[LONG HOURS]
NOT ENOUGH MONEY
(the reels spin)Two steps away from that new kitchen. Stop 'em when you're ready. |
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Post by captainfortune on Feb 20, 2021 16:19:13 GMT -5
Come on, new kitchen!
(BUZZ)
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Post by palmer7 on Feb 20, 2021 17:12:20 GMT -5
(James stops the reels)
[NEW KITCHEN]
[?????????]
[?????????]
New kitchen.
[NEW KITCHEN]
[TRACK RACER]
[?????????]
Track racer.
[NEW KITCHEN]
[TRACK RACER]
[NEW KITCHEN]
And a pair! (audience cheers)
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Post by captainfortune on Feb 20, 2021 17:28:29 GMT -5
Well, the new kitchen it is!
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Post by palmer7 on Feb 20, 2021 20:04:31 GMT -5
(ding)(ding)
[>][>][>][>][>][NEW KITCHEN][ ][ ][ ][ ][ ]
[ ][ ][ ][ ][BEDROOM SET][ ][ ][ ][ ]
[ ][ ][ ][KENTUCKY DERBY][<][<][<]
[ ][ ][WATCH][ ][ ]
[ ][TRACK RACER][ ]
(audience cheers) Congratulations, you've won the new kitchen. We've got to take a halftime break, but we'll finish up the match after this. [COMMERCIAL OUTRO](cheers and applause) (shot of Burton and his family riding a Harry Potter ride) (fade to commercial)
(fade in) Has everyone got their mint juleps? (audience cheers as they hold up their glasses) Then let us sing. Audience, follow along with the bouncing Burton head. ["Hard Times Come Again No More (Instrumental)"](we see the audience, James, Kyle, Greg, and Burton revel with their virgin mint juleps) Greg/Burton/James/Kyle/Audience:
Let us pause in life's pleasures and count its many tears,
While we all sup sorrow with the poor;
There's a song that will linger forever in our ears;
Oh! Hard times come again no more.
'Tis the song, the sigh of the weary,
Hard Times, hard times, come again no more.
Many days you have lingered around my cabin door;
Oh! Hard times come again no more.
(audience cheers) Greg: Just thought we'd perform that for you, in honor of James' trip to the Kentucky Derby. That's actually a better song than "My Old Kentucky Home", because M-O-K-H is about a black slave being sold down the river. And since Burton's here, we thought that would be a bad idea. Anyway, Kyle has a new kitchen, James has a trip to the Kentucky Derby, and we have two more prizes that need claiming. Here we go again.
WORK
BED
DEBT
What is something you have a hard time getting out of?(buzzcode and answer, please)
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Post by palmer7 on Feb 20, 2021 23:57:56 GMT -5
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Post by captainfortune on Feb 21, 2021 0:46:29 GMT -5
I'll second guess and go for work.
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