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Post by captainfortune on Jul 26, 2022 13:08:53 GMT -5
James Greek has $4,250 in cash. We need a challenger to dethrone him. Here's the rules, as posted here.
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Post by jman8606 on Jul 26, 2022 13:18:10 GMT -5
Checking in
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 27, 2022 11:34:41 GMT -5
BUMP. If we can't find contestants, Frank can try again if he wants.
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 28, 2022 13:53:46 GMT -5
Another BUMP. I didn't realize it was this hard to find contestants.
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 28, 2022 13:55:33 GMT -5
I'll play.
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 28, 2022 20:02:06 GMT -5
Alright. Game starts shortly.
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 28, 2022 20:14:28 GMT -5
(shot of me in my dressing room)Me: What's her name? The one in the red dress? Yes, the read card dealer girl. Hairdresser: Her name's Holly or something. Holly Hallstrom Jr, I believe. Me: I like that name. You ever think she would date me? Hairdresser: Maybe. You can ask her for all I care. Me: Like right now? Okay! (gets up and leaves room)Hairdresser: Wait, come back! I'm not done with your--- oh God, he's a klutz. He never listens! (fade out) (Card Sharks intro)Jacob: Woody is good, Jessie is bad, they mean ace and deuce, but we're not about that... on CARD SHARKS!And now, from the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida, here's your host.... KYYYYYLE SIMMONS!(I walk out to tremendous applause, Woody and Buzz Lightyear by my side)Yes, thank you! Woody and Buzz Lightyear! Watch Buzz's movie! (they wave to applause, then leave the set)And you, either on TV or on Disney+, are welcome here on Card Sharks. We're back in DISNEY WORLD! (tremendous applause and cheers) We'll start with our returning champion, James Greek! (cheers) If I am correct, he has $4,250 in cash! Now, if I can, I wanna ask you a question, James. My favorite Disney movie is Toy Story. What about yours?
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Post by jman8606 on Jul 28, 2022 21:43:02 GMT -5
Mine is Toy Story as well. And I have other favorite Disney movies.
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 28, 2022 22:20:31 GMT -5
I bet one of them is Frozen. "Let it goooooo!" Nah, I'm kidding. (laughter) Good luck to ya, James.
Then, our challenger, is none other than Mr. Greg Palmer! (cheers)
Hosting $ale not too far off from us, over in Epcot. Anything else we'd like to know about you, Greg?
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 28, 2022 23:27:41 GMT -5
[Well, in real life, I'm currently unemployed and... that's where I'm going to stop. However, since I'm a celebrity here...]
Not much, Kyle, except I'm going to be moving to Connecticut next season and I'm going to try to get into some Avengers movies. I want to be the next Iron Man, but you already know that. So far, the only thing I have at this point is an iron beer belly.
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 29, 2022 9:40:12 GMT -5
Well, hey! (cheers from crowd)
You're 10% of the way there. Good luck to you. Game 1 starts... after these messages.
(applause, fade out)
(fade in to Mickey on the castle) Mickey: Oh boy! Closed captioning is brought to you by the following!
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 29, 2022 9:48:53 GMT -5
(fade in to me in Brazil, doing the fire ant glove ritual)
(applause)
Welcome back. They danced to help me keep the blood pumping. I had pain for about a day. Don't go to Brazil. (laughter)
To win the game, you answer survey questions and work your way through the board. Winner of 2 games takes the match and becomes the champ.
And... here's C3PO. (applause) I'll take this first question, and we'll get started. James, it's for you.
James, we asked 100 teenage girls going steady at Animal Kingdom...
Whatever that means. (small crowd of giggles)
We asked these girls if they said their boyfriend went steady with any of their girlfriends before dating her. How many said yes?
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Post by jman8606 on Jul 29, 2022 10:43:23 GMT -5
I think that is a pretty low number. If you were a true friend you would not date your friend's exes and vice versa so I will say 25
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 29, 2022 11:14:03 GMT -5
He goes with a quarter. (ding)
Greg, higher or lower than that?
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 30, 2022 12:49:41 GMT -5
(Paging Greg. If he doesn't answer in 24 hours, James wins the question.)
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