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Post by captainfortune on Nov 15, 2022 17:38:01 GMT -5
Welp, here we are. The last episode in Orlando (for the time being.) Frank had a spectacular last episode, and he returns with $1,687,580 in cash and prizes.
We need him to check in, and we need another contestant (I would appreciate a new contestant, but I doubt it).
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Post by Frank on Nov 16, 2022 16:44:36 GMT -5
I'm in
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Post by gameshowfandanny on Nov 17, 2022 21:23:04 GMT -5
I’m in and I’m new to this game.
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Post by captainfortune on Nov 17, 2022 23:23:19 GMT -5
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Post by captainfortune on Nov 18, 2022 22:42:48 GMT -5
A little later than expected, but here we go. START
(on a ferry)Me: So, Pinocchio, do you have any friends? Pinocchio: Yes, a lot of them! (nose extends)Me: No friends? What a shame. Glad I'm here. But only for one more day. (sigh) And then we move somewhere else. I've been talking to the people at Universal to see if they have anything available. Hopefully we can use one of their soundstages for hosting our show. Pinocchio, sarcastically: Oh yes, they're fun over there! (nose extends more)Me: Look, Nocchi, I don't have my entire life to spend with you guys. I have to do other things too. Anyways, we've reached the boarding deck. Gotta go. Pinocchio: I don't want you to leave! Please stay! (another nose job)Me, smirking: Stop with the lies. I'll see you after the show. (walks away)Pinocchio, frowning: And now I'm alone. I hate being alone. (nose is now very long)
Ferry Driver: Well, you staying or what? Pinocchio: Take me back to the Castle! I need to talk to Cinderella... and maybe take her out to dinner. She's pretty! (nose extends to the point that it is taller than himself)
Hey! (outro music, fade out) (intro)Jacob: With one wave of a wand, the money arrives... to the house of the player who is always right, on... CARD SHARKS!!!(applause)Aaaand now, from Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World, here's your host... KYYYYYYYLE SIMMONS!!!(I walk out to thunderous applause, Pinocchio by my side)Yes, fantastic, lovely, awesome, tremendous! Pinocchio, everyone! (applause continues)(smiles, applause settles down) Thank you. Welcome to Card Sharks. We're back in Orlando, but... it's our last day here. (crowd gasps at once)Yeah, I know, tough bummer. We have been looking for destinations to place our show, I don't know. We'll see Monday. Anyways, our returning champ with over $1,000,000 in cash and prizes... Frank Jones! (cheers, applause)Welcome, sir. Now, I am going to miss all of these awesome characters that have been a great inspiration for us. We've been talking about Universal. My question to you is, what is your favorite part about Disney World?
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Post by Frank on Nov 18, 2022 23:15:55 GMT -5
I've really not that fond of amusement parks, just too long of lines and mostly waiting. However, the fireworks are pretty cool
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Post by captainfortune on Nov 18, 2022 23:37:04 GMT -5
The fireworks. (applause)
Gotta love em. Anyways, best of luck to you.
And his challenger is Mr. Danny Margulis! (applause)
Welcome to the show. May we learneth some info from thee?
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Post by gameshowfandanny on Nov 19, 2022 4:35:52 GMT -5
I’m a high school sophomore from Livingston, New Jersey.
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Post by captainfortune on Nov 19, 2022 8:57:33 GMT -5
Okay, glad to know. (applause)
Look, we need more youngsters on our show, makes it more interesting. Good luck to you tonight.
We'll take a moment to show you some messages. Be back!
(intro, applause)
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Post by captainfortune on Nov 19, 2022 9:03:47 GMT -5
(fade to Chip and Dale sitting on a bench somewhere in Magic Kingdom)
Chip: Promotional consideration provided by- Dale (muffled): The fommowming! Chip, angry: Can you not stuff your mouth with those when we're doing TV spots? Dale: I mont mow. Cam I? Chip: (disgusted) Ugh. (fade out)
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Post by captainfortune on Nov 19, 2022 9:31:02 GMT -5
(fade in) Look at how cute this dog is! (awws from audience) I think he's a Beagle, that's what it looks like. Oh, he's gotta leave. Bye! (applause) I have a show to do. Umm, oh yeah, the rules. All you do is answer toss-up questions, the winner plays their cards. If you call 5 cards right, or your opponent makes a mistake in sudden death, you win the game. 2 out of 3 games will give you the championship, a trip to the Money Cards, and a chance to win... Oh, what is this! Jacob: IT'S A LAAAAAAMBORRRGHIIIIIINIIII!!!(audience in shock) It's the 2023 Lamborghini Hurácan, offering everything you dream of when you think about being famous! It comes with a 5.2-liter V10 engine, 631 horsepower, rear-wheel drive, 7-speed auto-shift transmission, automatic ride control, electric power-control, and 2 LCD monitors in your dashboard! This terrific prize is worth... $248,295!!!(applause, cheers) Wow. Is it Expensive Friday? (some giggles from the front row) Anyways, here's C3PO with the questions, and I'll take this first one. It's for our champion, Frank. Here we go. All of today's questions come from r/polls on Reddit. Frank, we asked 100 Redditors this question: Is it bad taste when someone dies to ask their friends, family, and colleagues how it happened? How many people said yes, it is?
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Post by Frank on Nov 19, 2022 9:52:21 GMT -5
I think it is, even though I'm always curious to how it happened, especially if it's a young person. I'll go with 74
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Post by captainfortune on Nov 19, 2022 14:06:47 GMT -5
74 of 100. (ding)
And what about Danny?
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Post by gameshowfandanny on Nov 19, 2022 22:26:29 GMT -5
Lower
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Post by captainfortune on Nov 20, 2022 9:19:01 GMT -5
He says lower than 74. (ding)
We have our guesses, and the actual number of people who say it's bad taste to ask a friend, family member, or colleagues how someone died is...
[35]
Woah, 35 people. But then everyone else either said no... or "gray." (laughter)
Anyways, it is lower, Danny has control. You start with...
[J♤]
A lovely Jack of Spades. You may change this if you want, but I doubt it, or you may call higher or lower.
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