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Post by palmer7 on Sept 16, 2023 19:49:35 GMT -5
Yes, indeed. And as you can see, we have moved our spaceship set from Connecticut to Paramount. Now, I have some bad news. In the move back to Californy, we lost Stacey Wren. (audience awwwwws) However, I have good news. She's gotten married. So would you please welcome Stacey Saunders!
[Co-Host Bed] (Stacey walks out to cheers and applause)
Greg: Hello, Stacey.
Stacey: G'day, Greg!
Greg: So, when did you get married?
Stacey: February last year. We had to move the date a few times because of COVID, but you were there.
Greg: Ah yeah, so I was. So, why are we waiting until now to make the name change official?
Stacey: My agent said now was the right time.
Greg: Agents, can't live with them, can't live without them. So, who do we have tonight?
Stacey: Well, our first challenger is a former piano teacher who moved from Okay, Oklahoma to Whynot, North Carolina. He has an interest in developing a man cave. Here's Frank Jones. And our second contestant is from Elba, Alabama. He wants to go into broadcasting school. Please welcome James Greek.
James: Frank: Brendan:
(audience cheers)
Alright, thank you, Stacey. James, we'll start with you. You want to go into broadcasting school. What do you want to major in? News? Sports? Do you want my job?
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Post by jman8606 on Sept 16, 2023 20:14:53 GMT -5
I want to be a DJ for a classic hits 70s/80s station and operate the board for Casey Kasem reruns and hopefully Wink Martindale's new show History of Rock and Roll also as well. And eventually become a game show host/announcer. And Greg, I would NEVER take $ale away from you! This is your baby!
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 16, 2023 22:54:14 GMT -5
(audience cheers) Why thank you, James. I appreciate it. A classic hits station, sounds like a good place to be. You know, I'm rather surprised that classic hits radio hasn't embraced a Dick Clark package. Why do you think that is?
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Post by jman8606 on Sept 17, 2023 1:43:25 GMT -5
Gosh I dunno.
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 17, 2023 9:56:13 GMT -5
Alright. I guess the world may never know. Good luck with the game.
Now, Frank, you are interested in building a man cave. How is it coming along so far?
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Post by Frank on Sept 17, 2023 12:25:57 GMT -5
pretty good, just got to figure a way to hook up multiple systems to the same tv while not creating a fire hazard
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 17, 2023 18:41:22 GMT -5
Stacey: Why not get more than one power strip or more than one TV?
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Post by Frank on Sept 18, 2023 22:09:08 GMT -5
that could work
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 19, 2023 19:33:26 GMT -5
Maybe it will. Good luck to you. Stacey, start things off, please. Stacey: My pleasure. Good luck, $20 to start.(the board initializes) James: $20 Frank: $20 Brendan: $20
(Stacey exits) Greg: We'll see you with our first Instant Bargain. OK folks, Brendan's risking over $53,000 in cash and prizes. Let's see if he wins another day. Good luck, Round 1, here we go. 1. What major God shares the same name in both Greek and Roman mythology and is also the name of a famous Harlem theater? 2. In what year was the first Indiana Jones movie released? 3. What color code represents a life-threatening emergency, in hospital lingo? 4. In what tourist attraction would you find the King's Palace, the Papoose Room, and the Witch's Finger? 5. What TV sitcom followed the lives of June, Ward, Wally and Theodore Cleaver? 6. Which major studio was founded by Adolph Zukor and originally named the Famous Players Film Company?(buzzcodes and answers via PM, please)
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 21, 2023 15:16:24 GMT -5
1. What major God shares the same name in both Greek and Roman mythology and is also the name of a famous Harlem theater? (buzzcode: 86) *James buzzes in (55)*James? James: ApolloThat is correct. James draws first blood at $25. (ding) James: $25 Frank: $20 Brendan: $20
2. In what year was the first Indiana Jones movie released? (buzzcode: 24) *Brendan buzzes in (62)*Brendan? Brendan: 1981That's exactly when the first one came out. You're tied with James. (ding) James: $25 Frank: $20 Brendan: $25
3. What color code represents a life-threatening emergency, in hospital lingo? (buzzcode: 95) *Frank buzzes in (45)*Frank? Frank: BlueIt is code blue, we're at a dead heat. $25 all. (ding) James: $25 Frank: $25 Brendan: $25
4. In what tourist attraction would you find the King's Palace, the Papoose Room, and the Witch's Finger? (buzzcode: 46) *James buzzes in (46, BULLSEYE!)*James? James: Carlsbad CavernsAnd James pulls ahead to $30. (ding) James: $30 Frank: $25 Brendan: $25
5. What TV sitcom followed the lives of June, Ward, Wally and Theodore Cleaver? (buzzcode: 11) *James buzzes in (56)*James? James: Leave it to BeaverYes indeed, up to $35. (ding) James: $35 Frank: $25 Brendan: $25
6. Which major studio was founded by Adolph Zukor and originally named the Famous Players Film Company? (buzzcode: 55) *James buzzes in (47)*James? James: Paramount That's exactly where we're taping, James goes up to $40. (ding) James: $40 Frank: $25 Brendan: $25
[INSTANT BARGAIN]That sound means it's time for an Instant Bargain. Player in the lead can buy bargain merchandise, a $ale Surprise could come up at any moment. James, you have a $15 lead.... (an alert sounds)Uh oh. What's that alert for? Burton: We have someone who wants to board the bridge, Captain.Greg: Really? Who is it, Burton? (Burton takes a deep breath) Burton: It's Arsenioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HALL!(the door opens)(the theme to The Arsenio Hall Show plays)(Arsenio stands there with his head down, hands together and legs apart, in the shape of the letter "A". He walks through the doors to wild cheers, applause, and a pumping, whirling motion with their raised fists and howling "Woof, woof, woof"; Arsenio ad-libs greetings to the audience, returning the fist whirling) (the doors close)Greg: Well, if it isn't Arsenioooooooooooooooooooo Hall. The man who forced Johnny Carson to retire. Arsenio: Aww come on, man. It's not like that at all. In fact, if anything, it was Letterman who killed my show.Greg: That is true, sir. Now, what brings you to my stage? (Arsenio's eyebrows go up) Arsenio: Your stage? What gave you that idea? This is my stage.Greg: It hasn't been your stage since the 90s, man. Stacey: Boys! Boys! Can't you two get along?Greg: I'm trying to. Stacey, what's he doing here? Stacey: He's going to help model Instant Bargains.Greg: Alright. Arsenio: And Greg.... I just wanted to say, welcome to Paramount and you take care of this place, alright? Otherwise, I'll be back.Greg: OK then. Stacey, what's the first Instant Bargain featuring Arsenio?
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 23, 2023 22:10:44 GMT -5
(Arsenio meets Marc, the grillmaster)Stacey: Get cooking with Member's Mark™ SS304 Deluxe Stacked Stone 4-Burner Grill Island with Griddle. This fully loaded, 62,000 BTU outdoor kitchen and grill makes it easy to prepare delicious grilled meals and host first-rate cookouts for your friends and family. The modern grill island is equipped with four powerful 304 Stainless Steel burners, a dedicated infrared rear burner and a convenient griddle—giving you a 999.4 sq. in. of cooking area. We’ll also include a $1,200 gift card to Omaha Steaks. This prize, normally priced at...
$3,499 can be yours on $ale of the Century for just $5.
(audience cheers as I join the two) Greg: Ah yes, Marc looks right at home at that grill. James, we've got a grill, we've got $1,200 in steaks and other foods. Would you like this?
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Post by jman8606 on Sept 23, 2023 22:13:04 GMT -5
Oh absolutely
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Post by jman8606 on Sept 23, 2023 22:13:32 GMT -5
And I love the burgers and dogs from Omaha Steaks
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Post by palmer7 on Sept 23, 2023 22:15:53 GMT -5
Fantastic. Then, you won't mind buying it for $5?
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Post by jman8606 on Sept 23, 2023 22:34:47 GMT -5
Not at all Greg not at all buzz!
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