|
Post by palmer7 on Mar 23, 2020 15:45:59 GMT -5
That's what I thought. Anyway, your hobby is writing erotica. Do you think you could give us a taste of that? Something you've written lately?
However, before you do, keep this in mind. We're on in prime access in most markets, we're partially produced by Disney, and there's a minor next to you.
|
|
|
Post by palmer7 on Mar 24, 2020 11:22:28 GMT -5
(the lectern phone rings)(I pick it up) Hello? (pause) Never mind? All right, thank you. (I hang up) That was the FCC. You're off the hook, Bob. Good luck to you. And finally, Danny. Hiya, Danny. You're a 7th grader. What's your best subject?
|
|
|
Post by toetypergs on Mar 24, 2020 11:51:10 GMT -5
SOrry guys
|
|
|
Post by gameshowfandanny on Mar 24, 2020 14:39:35 GMT -5
I am 13 years old. My favorite subjects are Computers and Phys Ed.
|
|
|
Post by palmer7 on Mar 24, 2020 14:53:37 GMT -5
Computers, eh? What are they teaching you in that class right now?
|
|
|
Post by gameshowfandanny on Mar 24, 2020 20:49:37 GMT -5
I don’t have that class until a few weeks from now, but last year we learned how to type.
|
|
|
Post by palmer7 on Mar 24, 2020 21:31:41 GMT -5
Oh, that's fascinating. What'd you use, MicroType or Mavis Beacon?
|
|
|
Post by gameshowfandanny on Mar 25, 2020 9:42:35 GMT -5
We used Word and Typing Club.
|
|
|
Post by palmer7 on Mar 25, 2020 10:29:56 GMT -5
Well, that's rather interesting. Never heard of that. Good luck to you. And for those of you who are curious about why we're allowing a 13-year-old to compete, his parents signed a waiver and are both watching in the green room. Stacey, start us off. Stacey: OK. Good luck, everyone. $20 to start.(the board initializes) Ian: $20 Bob: $20 Danny: $20
Stacey: And I will see you later for our first Instant Bargain. (she exits) Greg: Thank you, Stace. For those who are watching the show for the first time, I'll be asking questions. First player to buzz in gets to answer. Each correct answer adds $5, each wrong answer deducts $5. High score at the end of the match becomes our first champion and gets to face our 10-in-a-Row and the Winners' Board. Good luck to everyone, here we go. 1. How many ounces are there in a pound? 2. Starting with "B", in what city is the headquarters for the cable network ESPN? 3. On a standard QWERTY keyboard, which vowel does not appear in the top row of letters? 4. In Roman mythology, who killed Remus? 5. What food is sometimes known as Goober Grease?(contestants, please PM me your answers and a buzzcode between 1-100 for each one; time limits are 24 hours)
|
|
|
Post by toetypergs on Mar 25, 2020 18:38:09 GMT -5
sent'
|
|
|
Post by palmer7 on Mar 25, 2020 21:31:21 GMT -5
(Waiting on Ian)
|
|
|
Post by akosiagentorange21 on Mar 25, 2020 22:54:43 GMT -5
Sent.
|
|
|
Post by palmer7 on Mar 26, 2020 10:48:52 GMT -5
1. How many ounces are there in a pound? (buzzcode: 69) *Danny buzzes in (60)*Danny? Danny: 16That's correct, Danny draws first blood, goes to $25. (ding) Ian: $20 Bob: $20 Danny: $25
2. Starting with "B", in what city is the headquarters for the cable network ESPN? (buzzcode: 85) *Bob buzzes in (15)*Bob? Bob: bristolBristol, Connecticut is right, we have a tie. (ding) Ian: $20 Bob: $25 Danny: $25
3. On a standard QWERTY keyboard, which vowel does not appear in the top row of letters? (buzzcode: 3) *Danny buzzes in (16)*Danny? Danny: AThat's on the second row, you're right again for another $5. Up to $30. (ding) Ian: $20 Bob: $25 Danny: $30
4. In Roman mythology, who killed Remus? (buzzcode: 41) *Danny buzzes in (26)*Danny? Danny: Javiah(buzzer)Oh no, we would have accepted either Romulus, Fabius or Celer. Not Javiah. Sorry, you lose $5, back down to $25. Ian: $20 Bob: $25 Danny: $25
5. What food is sometimes known as Goober Grease? (buzzcode: 50) *Bob buzzes in (47)*Bob? Bob: peanut butterPeanut butter is right, you take the lead, up to $30. (ding) Ian: $20 Bob: $30 Danny: $25
[INSTANT BARGAIN]That sound means it's time for an Instant Bargain. The player in the lead can buy bargain merchandise, a $ale $urprise could pop up. Bob, you have a $5 lead over Danny. How'd you like to buy this? (Kelly and Mitch, as two armed security guards, guard this prize)Stacey: Bob, we've got something that many people are considering a hot commodity right now. It's being fought over around the world, and we're going to try to sell it to you. It's a lifetime supply of toilet paper!
Yes, it's 42 packages of Angel Soft toilet paper, designed with softness and strength at a price that won't break the bank. Roll for roll, Angel Soft gives you the quality you expect at a value you'll love. Each package has 24 Mega Rolls, that's equal to 96 regular rolls. Furnished by Georgia-Pacific and Walmart.
And so you can renovate your bathroom, we're including a $2,000 gift card to The Home Depot, the world’s largest home improvement retailer.
Helping doers in their home improvement projects get more things done. The Home Depot.
And finally, so you can keep your toilet paper safe, we're also including this Knox package from SimpliSafe.
It's the world's easiest home security system to own. You get 24/7 monitoring with no contracts required and no phoneline needed. Plus, we'll throw in Pro Setup Help. Furnished by SimpliSafe.
Altogether, this package is normally priced at....
But it's yours on $ale of the Century for only....
(canned cheers and applause as I join the three) Greg: Bob! Would you look at this? You'll be getting 42 packages of toilet paper! People fight in stores all the time over this product. There are some people that hoard this and sell it for ridiculous prices online, and we're giving away 42 packages of this. You'll be the envy of the neighborhood! And not only that, you can renovate your bathroom, and you'll get a home security system to guard your toilet paper. What do you think about all that?
|
|
|
Post by toetypergs on Mar 26, 2020 14:34:33 GMT -5
i really love it but that danny is really fast on the buzzer so i dunno///......//
|
|
|
Post by palmer7 on Mar 26, 2020 16:12:41 GMT -5
You're right. Besides, $6 is pretty high. Tell you what, I love ties. So, I'll do two things. I'll drop the price to $5, the value of a question, and I'll throw in.... (I dig into my pocket and pull out some $100 bills) $600 in cash. Almost $4,000 in cash and prizes for just the value of a question. Going once.... going twice....
|
|