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Post by palmer7 on Jun 20, 2020 0:33:55 GMT -5
James Greek has $6,000 in cash and over $69,000 on his side of the board (should he win). Bob Loblaw, thanks to a human error on my part, is still playing.
We need both of them to check in, and we're also looking for a challenger to challenge the winner of this match.
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Post by jman8606 on Jun 20, 2020 0:35:07 GMT -5
Checking in
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 21, 2020 14:22:04 GMT -5
[OPENING THEME](cheers and applause)  Shadoe Stevens: (VO) And now, a game of high stakes! Where every decision is a gamble, and every move could be your last! Greg: Thank you, thank you. That's our substitute announcer, Shadoe Stevens! (more cheers and applause) Dean Goss told me he had a few cavities that hadn't been treated since the Kung Flu incident started, so he's going to be out for the rest of the week. So, Shadoe's going to be here for a few days. Shadoe: It's not like I had anything else to do, really. It was either this or go to the rallies downtown.Greg: Oh, the Black Lives Matter rallies to defund the police. I didn't know you were into that. Shadoe: Hello? Have you not met my family? My daughter's a mulatto.Greg: And what a lovely lady she is. Amber Stevens West. Anyway, welcome once again to High Rollers. Skill, strategy, sabotage and these unpredictable dice are the elements we have for you today as our contestants compete for over $108,000 in cash and prizes that we have up on our board. (canned cheers and applause)
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And that's just the first game. The first person to win a 2-out-of-3 match wins the game and plays the Big Numbers for $100,000 cash. And it could happen, and did happen, to both of these players. We have Bob Loblaw who has won one match and lost one match, but came back due to hosting error. $38,847 in cash and prizes so far. (audience cheers) Bob is a semi-professional poker player who lives in a nudist colony in Florida. We would offer to do the show in the nude.... Shadoe: But I didn't wax this afternoon.Greg: That is disturbing. And for those of you who are curious, he is married. Now, Bob, what nudist jokes have we not used yet? |
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Post by toetypergs on Jun 21, 2020 21:49:46 GMT -5
uh why was the nudist a fan of the chicago cubs?//
cause he was a little bare
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 22, 2020 0:11:36 GMT -5
(Shadoe does a quick rimshot)(I burst out laughing) Oh, that is funny. Corny, but funny. I think it even got past the censors. Well, good luck to you. And our co-champion is James Greek, who won because of hosting error. He has $6,000 in cash to his name, a future development deal with Mark Burnett and MGM when this thing is all over, and $69,000 plus on his side of the board. James, do you have a nudist joke for us?
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Post by jman8606 on Jun 22, 2020 8:39:39 GMT -5
Nope I do not. I do not watch porn
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Post by toetypergs on Jun 22, 2020 10:24:04 GMT -5
69000 *snickers*
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 22, 2020 20:21:25 GMT -5
Don't mind him, James, I think Bob's just jealous. He wishes he had that many prizes on his side of the board. Now, let's review last game. When we last left you, Column 1 had a plethora of prizes. Powerball tickets, a chandelier, a living room set, a $2,000 Amazon gift card and pizza for a year, and a 10-year membership to AMC Stubs A-List. All told, almost $39,000 in prizes still unclaimed. James has Columns 2 and 3 on his side of the board. Column 2, if you recall, has a brand-new Jeep, a man's watch, a bedroom set and mattress, a trip to San Diego, virtual karate lessons from the man formerly known as Zeo Ranger Five - Red, a trip to the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, now known as CHOP, a rental car, and $1,000 with which to buy a cup and other safety equipment. Column 3 has a dining room, KFC for a year -- which James was really interested in, $10,000 in cash, and $4,000 in IKEA furniture.
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There is but one number left, the 9. Nobody has an Insurance Marker, so this roll will decide the game. Here we go. Soccer champ, bowling champ, or hockey champ: What was Chris Hardwick's dad's claim to fame?(buzzcode and answer, please) |
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 22, 2020 23:44:48 GMT -5
(buzzcode: 1) *Bob buzzes in (40)*Bob? Bob: bowling champYes, indeed. Won the Triple Crown of Bowling. Bob, here's the situation. Nobody's got any Insurance Markers. If you roll a 9, you'll win the game and pick up almost $39,000 in prizes. Doubles keep you alive temporarily, but three doubles and you're done. You can also pass it to James. Should he roll a 9, he'll win the game and clear all three columns. Anything else, and you win. Will you roll or pass? |
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Post by toetypergs on Jun 23, 2020 10:26:55 GMT -5
PASS
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Post by jman8606 on Jun 23, 2020 10:28:27 GMT -5
*prays to the gods up.above* Lord please let me get a 9! Let me sweep the board please!
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Post by jman8606 on Jun 23, 2020 10:29:55 GMT -5
Come on lady luck I need that nine
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 23, 2020 10:46:08 GMT -5
James is looking for a 9 to sweep the board.... (James rolls the dice)A TEN! (audience groans loudly) BAD ROLL! [BAD ROLL]And Bob wins game 1! [GAME WIN]
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Oh, that has got to hurt, James. I'm so sorry. Your thoughts, sir? |
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Post by jman8606 on Jun 23, 2020 10:48:28 GMT -5
I should have went with a lower Buzz code but enjoy this win while you can bob!
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Post by jman8606 on Jun 23, 2020 10:54:08 GMT -5
Because in the next game my friend you are going DOWN!
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