$ALE AT EPCOT [NBC]: Episode 6 [Week 1, Day 1]

[palmer7]

Then let's go shopping!


(Let's Go Shopping! cue)
(cheers and applause as Kyle joins me, the doors open, and we move to the Winner's Board)

NBC and Grundy brass get antsy if you stand over beside me, so we'll just have you stand right on the other side so we're at least six feet apart. Is everyone happy?

NBC & Grundy Brass: (off-camera) YES!

Greg: Good. (I mutter in sotto voce, "Snazza frazza rashin' fashin' COVID!") Now, Kyle, we don't have much time to talk about things, so we're going to get right into it. We've got some nice prizes up there.

There's a $20,000 Disney Store shopping spree....

A party boat worth over $52,000....

$20,000 in Walt Disney stock so you can own part of me....

And since you scored over $100 tonight, you'll be playing for that Ferrari.

And as always, if you find "WIN!", "THE!", "LOT!" in that specific order, then you will win every prize you see here, an additional $50,000 in cash, and the cash jackpot!

[captainfortune]

If I win that car, all my friends will be shocked.

[palmer7]

If you win the Lot, I'm sure they'll be even more shocked. How much is that Cash Jackpot tonight, Steve?

[asja2002]

[Steve:] Tonight's Cash Jackpot rises to....

[palmer7]

(cheers and applause)

Greg: And, should you win the Lot, you'll challenge Marc Enyedy in primetime for the Super $ale Championship Belt. So, pick some numbers, and we'll get started. Good luck.

[captainfortune]

Let's start with 8.

[asja2002]

[palmer7]

(ding)

Stacey: That's the Disney Store shopping spree, worth $20,000. Pick again.

(A few numbers at a time might speed things up.)

[captainfortune]

4, then if there is no match, 13.

[palmer7]

Behind #4....

(ding)

Stacey: The trip around the Disney world.

Greg: No match, so #13.

(ding)

Stacey: $20,000 in Disney stock.

Greg: Great prizes up there but no matches yet. Keep picking.

[captainfortune]

1, then if there is no match, 10.

[palmer7]

#1? Apparently, our machine is automatic now.

(ding)

Stacey: The Mickey Mouse statue.

Greg: No match there. We've uncovered four prizes, something has to match somewhere. #10?

(ding)

Stacey: So much for the Lot.

Audience: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!


Greg: Cash Jackpot goes up to one-point-three mil, and both of you are coming back tomorrow night. You can still win the car, though. Keep picking.

[captainfortune]

7, then if there is no match, 14.

[palmer7]

Lucky number seven.

[WIN!]

Stacey: The WIN! card.

Greg: Next thing you pick is an automatic match. #14?

Stacey: THE CAR!

Greg: HE WINS THE CAR!

[CAR WIN CUE, ALARMS GO OFF, SIRENS AND BELLS]

(Confetti and gold and white Mickey balloons drop from the ceiling, the audience goes wild)

You've won the car!

(Kyle quickly gets inside his new car)

Where was everything else?

Stacey: 7-15-10 or 12-15-10 were the winning combinations tonight.

Greg: Well, Kyle, you've won the car. Final thoughts before we go home with the Home Viewer Contest?

[captainfortune]

This is the most amazing thing of my life!