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Post by captainfortune on Jan 3, 2023 12:01:59 GMT -5
I need to stay away from that.
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Post by brendan85r on Jan 3, 2023 15:05:50 GMT -5
I'm positive(,) this is the one.
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Post by Frank on Jan 3, 2023 17:46:41 GMT -5
It sure wants to travel a lot
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Post by captainfortune on Jan 3, 2023 21:13:11 GMT -5
I have to keep my distance
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Post by brendan85r on Jan 3, 2023 21:41:57 GMT -5
Where did you get that mask?
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Post by Frank on Feb 3, 2023 2:12:29 GMT -5
BZZ BZZ
Excuses to get out of jury duty
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Post by captainfortune on Feb 3, 2023 18:26:25 GMT -5
“Sir, I ate Taco Bell and now I have a god awful bowel movement. AHHHGAHRGRHGHAH!”
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Post by Frank on Feb 3, 2023 19:17:07 GMT -5
I know what qualified immunity is and I'm not afraid to use it.
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Post by brendan85r on Feb 3, 2023 23:47:12 GMT -5
"I have to go pick the children up from school, before their parents get there."
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Post by captainfortune on Feb 4, 2023 13:59:16 GMT -5
“Do you know who I am?!? I AM NOT A PEASANT! I DESERVE TO LEAVE!”
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Post by brendan85r on Feb 4, 2023 16:13:12 GMT -5
"Sorry, I'm meant to deliver a special package to the judge. Now where did I put that brown paper bag...?"
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Post by captainfortune on Mar 8, 2023 23:26:16 GMT -5
Trying to keep this thread alive…
THINGS YOU WOULDN’T HEAR AT THE OLYMPICS
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Post by Frank on Mar 9, 2023 12:24:16 GMT -5
I'm on steroids
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Post by brendan85r on Mar 11, 2023 8:02:56 GMT -5
"Well, the French team has four faults - their language, their food, their underarm hair, and the fact that they're French."
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Post by Frank on Mar 11, 2023 15:59:40 GMT -5
I feel like a woman, might as well try to get a gold on a women's team since I can't even crack a chance on a men's team
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