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Post by captainfortune on Mar 12, 2023 10:54:23 GMT -5
“And that’s a world record triple jump. He’s got springs in his shoes and he knows it.”
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Post by brendan85r on Mar 13, 2023 2:24:08 GMT -5
"And a surprise winner in the boxing, as Will Smith takes out Chris Rock!"
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Post by Frank on Mar 17, 2023 12:43:12 GMT -5
buzz buzz
Unlikely superheroes
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Post by captainfortune on Mar 17, 2023 15:59:20 GMT -5
“It’s a bird, it’s a plane… It’s Birdplane!”
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Post by brendan85r on Mar 17, 2023 17:39:58 GMT -5
"They call me Iron Man because I let off steam and get rid of creases easily."
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Post by captainfortune on Mar 17, 2023 22:30:11 GMT -5
“I’m Hulk, and I’m built like a crane. I pick up things and drop them. That’s basically all I do. Yes, I’ve caused deaths, but for good reasons.”
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Post by brendan85r on Mar 22, 2023 5:20:24 GMT -5
It's the superhero who gets everything wrong...
It's Clusterf***!
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Post by brendan85r on Mar 24, 2023 22:13:30 GMT -5
New topic:
NEWS HEADLINES GUARANTEED TO SHOCK AND AMUSE YOU
"Shaun Shaffer New American Ambassador to Israel"
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Post by Frank on Mar 25, 2023 14:35:50 GMT -5
"Technical wins" on The Price is Right are now enforced
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Post by brendan85r on Mar 25, 2023 21:49:24 GMT -5
"President Has a Can of Pringles in his Pants"
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Post by captainfortune on Mar 28, 2023 20:58:43 GMT -5
“Trump Cheats in Golf Tournament Named After Him (we kinda expected it)”
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Post by brendan85r on Mar 29, 2023 5:25:05 GMT -5
"America's Cup: Missing Its Saucer!"
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Post by brendan85r on Apr 4, 2023 16:02:11 GMT -5
Okay, new scene:
"Cheerleader Chants Doomed To Fail"
Come on, knock 'em over! Come on, knock 'em over! They're Jenga blocks, Not basalt rocks (Wait, what's "bay salt"?? Anyway...) Come on, knock 'em over!
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Post by captainfortune on Apr 7, 2023 10:16:26 GMT -5
I hope that by Jenga blocks, they mean the cheerleaders. lol
Give me a D! D! Give me a fence! (given a fence)
No, I didn’t actually mean it. How did this even get in here???
Put it together! DEFENSE!
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Post by brendan85r on Apr 10, 2023 20:27:41 GMT -5
New one:
"Things you wouldn't expect to find under an Easter Egg wrapper"
"A chocolate egg with a TOY in it?? How did it get through U.S. Customs?"
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