Post by palmer7 on Jan 12, 2021 12:56:46 GMT -5
(the theme from The Mandalorian plays as "Mando" himself acts out a scene from the show in full regalia, carrying a "Baby Yoda" doll)
Stacey: Well, the hottest TV show in streaming has finally come to $ale of the Century, and Kyle, you can live out a fantasy with this full armor kit.
These files from which these fiberglass and 3D printed kits come from have been meticulously worked on to try to ensure the best accuracy. Should changes need to be made, they will be made and upgraded 3D print files will made available free of charge. All you need to do is supply the softparts-- the flight suit and leather items.
And you can carry out your mission to protect Grongu with this full-body soft silicone doll. It's approximately 11 inches tall with an open mouth and tongue, and is sculpted, poured, and painted by hand. A perfect addition to any Star Wars collection.
Both of these are yours with a gift certificate from Etsy. Normally priced at....
It's yours tonight on $ale of the Century for only....
(cheers and applause as I join "Mando" and his charge)
Greg: Well well, I wonder who we have here. A stormtrooper.
Audience: Mandalorian!
Greg: Now those are fightin' words where I come from. OK, stranger, take off your helmet. ("Mando" does, and it's "Mando"'s actor, Pedro Pascal, the girls and Star Wars fans scream, Stacey faints) Well, you've caused quite a commotion. Who are you?
Pedro: Mi llamo es José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal.
Greg: Oh, bien. ¿Habla ingles usted?
Pedro: Sure, I do. How else could I get this role?
Greg: Oh, that explains it. Of course. Now, Kyle, there's something we must make clear to you regarding this "Baby Yoda". It's not a toy.
(breaks into singing, music and original lyrics by Frank Loesser)
This Baby Yoda is not a toy,
No, my boy;
Not a toy
To fondle and dandle
And playfully handle
In search of some puerile joy.
No, this Baby Yoda is not,
Definitely not a toy.
(audience cheers, I bow)
Pedro: Ay Dios mio....
Greg: In any case, it's a $5,532 gift certificate to Etsy. Are you into The Mandalorian?
Stacey: Well, the hottest TV show in streaming has finally come to $ale of the Century, and Kyle, you can live out a fantasy with this full armor kit.
These files from which these fiberglass and 3D printed kits come from have been meticulously worked on to try to ensure the best accuracy. Should changes need to be made, they will be made and upgraded 3D print files will made available free of charge. All you need to do is supply the softparts-- the flight suit and leather items.
And you can carry out your mission to protect Grongu with this full-body soft silicone doll. It's approximately 11 inches tall with an open mouth and tongue, and is sculpted, poured, and painted by hand. A perfect addition to any Star Wars collection.
Both of these are yours with a gift certificate from Etsy. Normally priced at....
It's yours tonight on $ale of the Century for only....
(cheers and applause as I join "Mando" and his charge)
Greg: Well well, I wonder who we have here. A stormtrooper.
Audience: Mandalorian!
Greg: Now those are fightin' words where I come from. OK, stranger, take off your helmet. ("Mando" does, and it's "Mando"'s actor, Pedro Pascal, the girls and Star Wars fans scream, Stacey faints) Well, you've caused quite a commotion. Who are you?
Pedro: Mi llamo es José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal.
Greg: Oh, bien. ¿Habla ingles usted?
Pedro: Sure, I do. How else could I get this role?
Greg: Oh, that explains it. Of course. Now, Kyle, there's something we must make clear to you regarding this "Baby Yoda". It's not a toy.
(breaks into singing, music and original lyrics by Frank Loesser)
This Baby Yoda is not a toy,
No, my boy;
Not a toy
To fondle and dandle
And playfully handle
In search of some puerile joy.
No, this Baby Yoda is not,
Definitely not a toy.
(audience cheers, I bow)
Pedro: Ay Dios mio....
Greg: In any case, it's a $5,532 gift certificate to Etsy. Are you into The Mandalorian?
