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Post by vahan on May 25, 2022 21:47:42 GMT -5
Come on, $15 Money Card...
...NOW!
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Post by palmer7 on May 25, 2022 22:19:25 GMT -5
(he stops)Center middle. What's back there, Steve? [Four Star "Major Wager" Jingle]Where's Steve? Deadpool: I sent Stevie to go on a date with Belle. HA! What do ya want? The Jingle? Disney owns 4-Star too! Anyhoo It's MAJOR WAGER TIME, GREG!!! For the tournament, each dollar wagered on the question will return $2,500 in cash! If Vahan goes all the way, this could be worth $75,000! And the lead by $5...Greg: The jingle is a little long, though. (to Vahan) He's right, you know. Of course, on the other hand, you could go all the way to $0 and have a long way to recover. How much do you want to bet on this question? Minimum bet is $5.
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Post by vahan on May 25, 2022 22:29:24 GMT -5
$5 is fine.
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Post by palmer7 on May 25, 2022 22:59:32 GMT -5
Alright. For $12,500 in cash and $5 added to your score.
"I worked for Aaron Spelling on Johnny Ringo, and played Derek Barrington on General Hospital….more recently I was Steve Anderson’s High School drama teacher. Who am I?"
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Post by vahan on May 25, 2022 23:21:32 GMT -5
I don't know. I'm stumped.
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Post by palmer7 on May 25, 2022 23:27:31 GMT -5
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Post by palmer7 on May 26, 2022 16:08:02 GMT -5
(static)
(Back in Greg's dressing room, we find Tommy and Kimberly unmorphed. The two of them are wearing smart clothes and are currently helping themselves to the food. A Ranger needs energy, you know.) Greg: OK, Wade, fess up. Why do you keep doing this to me? Deadpool: Because I can. You ask me, if you can't put up with my shit, what makes you think you can deal with The Avengers? Besides that, how are you going to get them back together? I don't know if you've seen Endgame, but Stark killed himself, Rogers is an old man who retired, Thor's hanging out with the Guardians of the Galaxy, Barton's doing his own thing with Hailee Steinfeld, Black Widow's dead--- but her sister's a nice piece of ass-- Wanda can't see past her own WandaVision.
Strange: He's right, you know.
Deadpool: As for Strange, show him your third eye, Benny.
(Strange opens his third eye) Greg: Whoa, how'd you get that? (A title card appears: "For details on how Doctor Strange got his third eye, watch Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness" Suddenly, it disappears after two seconds.) Greg: We've seen that already. Continue. Deadpool: Black Panther is.... well, the less said about him, the better. I don't know about Stark's black best friend, Falcon is busy being Captain America, Captain Marvel is waaaaaaaaaay out of your league and may be recast, and finally, Ant-Man is doing his own movie. Just wake up and smell the coffee, you ain't ever getting the Avengers back. It ain't happening!
Tommy: Excuse me. I know this is a moment of exposition, but we really need to advance the plot.(just then, Dr. Bruce Banner comes in) Deadpool: Oh my God, it's pre-Hulk Bruce Banner, come to kick your ass! Bruce, it's nice to see you, to see you.... (Bruce doesn't say anything, even after several prompts) Bruce: (to Greg) Mr. Palmer, I've done my research. You cannot become Black Panther or Iron Panther or any kind of Panther.Greg: Shuri told me already. Tommy: Aren't we supposed to save Daryl Hall and John Oates?
Deadpool: Yeah, you can save them if you want. They're not any fun.
Tommy: In that case.... (he stands up and gets in position) IT'S MORPHIN TIME! (Tommy and Kim present their morphers) Tommy: TIGERZORD!
Kimberly: PTERADACTYL!
(they transform into the Power Rangers) Greg: NOT A DINOSAUR! (he presses a button on his watch, transforming it into a suitable storage receptacle; the Iron Man theme starts up) Deadpool: Might want to take that outside.(So, the gang goes outside. Greg slides his right hand along his left wrist, causing the nanobots to form a gauntlet) Greg: (to the others) Check this out. IRON UP! (he then slides his free hand up his left arm, allowing the nanobots to cover his body from head to toe with the Model-Prime Armor, finishing with the helmet; he strikes a cool pose) I AM.... IRON MAN! (Deadpool laughs and laughs his head off; Bruce and Strange shake their heads) Bruce: Showoff.(the three heroes head off, with Deadpool following behind; the rescue mission is a relative success with Daryl and John escorted to safety; however, the police catch them and escort them away; Tommy, Greg, Kimberly, and Deadpool fight for about five minutes, until...) FRIDAY: (VO) Boss, you have a phone call from Mario Silvestri.
Greg: OK, I'll take it. (the phone picks up) Yeah?
Mario: (VO) Mate, where are you? You're holding up the show.
Greg: I'm a little busy, Mario.
Mario: (VO) What are you doing?
Greg: Trying to kick Deadpool's ass.
Mario: (VO) You can't kick his ass, he's our co-host. Head on back to the studio, NOW!
Greg: Alright, alright. (he hangs up) Guys, we gotta head back to the studio.
(and so.....)
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Post by palmer7 on May 26, 2022 16:16:55 GMT -5
(fade in, main theme closes, cheers and applause)(we see Greg and Deadpool in their normal clothes/outfits) Welcome back to $ale of the Century and our tournament of champions. Hey, we'd like to announce that this is our final week on NBC. We'll be back very soon on another network, one that many people think is owned by Disney. It isn't. Let's take a look at the scores. Marc: $55 Vahan: $25 Frank: $20
Marc is ahead at $55, Vahan didn't know who Steve's drama teacher was and is on $25, and Frank is still at $20. Still a lot of money to pick up, though, still early days. Here's the next set of questions for $5 a piece. 1. Starting with "F", what network is not owned by Disney, although many people think it is? 2. What might be the reason for this confusion? 3. Who composed the "Goldberg Variations"? 4. Which president's favorite movie is Chariots of Fire? 5. Give me the next line to this former #1 by George Michael with or without Wham!And here to sing it is our own Wade "Deadpool" Wilson! (the music starts up, as Wade gladly takes the microphone) Deadpool: I feel so unsure As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor As the music dies, something in your eyes Calls to mind a silver screen And all its sad good-byes
I'm never gonna dance again
(buzzcodes and answers, please)
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Post by palmer7 on May 27, 2022 21:45:21 GMT -5
1. Starting with "F", what network is not owned by Disney, although many people think it is? (buzzcode: 5) *Vahan buzzes in (58)*Vahan? Vahan: FoxAnd that's where we're moving to. Fox. (ding) Marc: $55 Vahan: $30 Frank: $20
2. What might be the reason for this confusion? (buzzcode: 20) *Marc buzzes in (31)*Marc? Marc: Because Fox’s TV networks were spun off from 21st Century Fox before Disney acquired 21st Century Fox.That is absolutely correct. The FCC would not allow Disney to own two networks, and yet Paramount owns both CBS and The CW and Fox owns Fox and MyNetworkTV. (ding) Marc: $60 Vahan: $30 Frank: $20
3. Who composed the "Goldberg Variations"? (buzzcode: 58) *Frank buzzes in (44)*Frank? Frank: Beethoven(buzzer)No, Beethoven was a dog. It was Bach. Marc: $60 Vahan: $30 Frank: $15
4. Which president's favorite movie is Chariots of Fire? (buzzcode: 2) *Frank buzzes in (32)*Frank? Frank: Clinton?(buzzer)Joe Biden, actually. Marc: $60 Vahan: $30 Frank: $10
Frank, I have good news. On this show, our contestants are too big to fail. Should you zero out, Garagiola's Rule goes into effect and we bail everyone out with $20. 5. Give me the next line to this former #1 by George Michael with or without Wham! And here to sing it is our own Wade "Deadpool" Wilson! ( the music starts up, as Wade gladly takes the microphone) Deadpool: Whoa whoa, ohhhhh ohhhh
I feel so unsure As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor As the music dies, something in your eyes Calls to mind a silver screen And all its sad good-byes
I'm never gonna dance again (buzzcode: 77) *Marc buzzes in (95)*Marc: Guilty feet have got no rhythmThat's right! (ding) Marc: $65 Vahan: $30 Frank: $10
Deadpool: We might as well finish the song. Come on, Marc!(and so, Marc is coerced into getting up on stage, taking a mic, and joining him) Deadpool: Take it from the chorus!Deadpool: I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool I should've known better than to cheat a friend And waste the chance that I'd been given So I'm never gonna dance again The way I danced with you
Deadpool: Oh
Deadpool: Take it, someone!
(Greg sighs, and is forced to get involved in the performance, leaving his lectern) Greg: Time can never mend The careless whispers of a good friend To the heart and mind Ignorance is kind There's no comfort in the truth Pain is all-ll you'll find
Deadpool: I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool I should've known better than to cheat a friend (Greg: Should have known better, yeah) And waste the chance that I'd been given So I'm never gonna dance again The way I danced with you, OHHHHH
(Marc picks up a saxophone and "plays" the solo) Deadpool: Never without your love
Tonight the music seems so loud I wish that we could lose this crowd
Greg: Maybe it's better this way We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say
Deadpool: We could have been so good together
Greg: We could have lived this dance forever
Deadpool/Greg: (trying to copy the falsetto part) But now who's gonna dance with me?
Deadpool: Please stay
Deadpool/Greg: And I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool I should've known better than to cheat a friend And waste the chance that I'd been given So I'm never gonna dance again The way I danced with you
OHH OHHH
Greg: Now that you're gone
Deadpool: Nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that you're gone
Greg: Now that you're gone
Deadpool: Was what I did so wrong, so wrong That you had to leave me alone?
(continue to fade out, cheers and applause, Greg and Deadpool bow, Greg walks back to his lectern) Greg: I have to admit, that was kind of fun. Marc, you may return to your seat. Thank you. Marc Enyedy on the sax! (audience cheers as Marc returns to his seat) [CASHCARD]
CashCard time, and we're playing it differently this week. Four cards, one of them has $75,000. The other three are each worth $5,000. Marc, you have a $35 lead. That's how much it will cost to play. Do you want to play?
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Post by marc412 on May 27, 2022 22:02:51 GMT -5
No thanks, Greg.
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Post by palmer7 on May 27, 2022 23:17:59 GMT -5
Right. Over to the CashCard Hotline! (phone rings, T-Mobile jingle)(I press a button and it picks up) T-Mobile CashCard Hotline. Who are you, and where are you from? Jiro: Jiro Aarse, originally from Tokyo, Japan, but I am currently participating in an exchange program located in Charleston, West Virginia.Greg: According to my computer, that's WSAZ NewsChannel 3. Great to have you, Jiro. Unfortunately, you won't be able to play for the big money. However, just for picking up, you've won a family vacation for five to Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida. (Jiro's family cheers) You now have a chance to win as much as $25,000 in cash to go with it. Here's how. You're going to pick a suit, either Hearts, Spades, Diamonds, or Clubs. Three of them have $5,000; but one of them has $25,000. So, go ahead and pick a suit. Jiro: Hearts.Greg: OK, Dead. Press the Hearts icon. Deadpool: Watashi ga keisan shita nodesuga, anata wa 3, 177, 375-en de asonde imasu. Kōun o inorimasu, Jirō.Greg: What'd you say, Wade? Deadpool: He's playing for 3,177,375 Japanese yen. Good luck.Greg: Alright then. For however many yen it was, good luck. Marc, which suit would you have selected?
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Post by marc412 on May 28, 2022 0:02:09 GMT -5
I’d have picked spades.
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Post by palmer7 on May 28, 2022 13:39:20 GMT -5
OK, Marc would have picked spades. Let's see if he made the right decision! Wade, start it up! (paging asja2002)
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Post by palmer7 on May 30, 2022 22:43:47 GMT -5
(Deadpool presses a button, and the reels spin)Deadpool: Hey, you're both wrong. The money's with Clubs. Jiro, you've just won $5,000.(audience cheers) Greg: OK, Jiro, stay on the line and we'll talk to you or your guardian family about claiming that money and that trip. Arigato, Jiro. Jiro: Domo arigato. (Greg hangs up the phone) Greg: Isn't that nice? Anyway, Marc, you made the right move not to play. Let's get back to the questions. 1. What term for an adult male gorilla comes from a distinctive patch of hair? 2. Andrew Ridgeley has a songwriting credit for "Careless Whisper". Did he actually write any of it? 3. According to Steve Martin, what pharaoh was "Born in Arizona/Moved to Babylonia"?(buzzcodes and answers, please)
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Post by palmer7 on May 31, 2022 22:47:43 GMT -5
1. What term for an adult male gorilla comes from a distinctive patch of hair? (buzzcode: 31) *Marc buzzes in (24)*Marc: silverbackThat is correct, Marc goes up to $70. (ding) Marc: $70 Vahan: $30 Frank: $10
2. Andrew Ridgeley has a songwriting credit for "Careless Whisper". Did he actually write any of it? (buzzcode: 1) *Marc buzzes in (38)*Marc? Marc: no(buzzer)This is going to surprise you, but yes he did. According to Ridgeley's autobiography or memoirs, he came up with the chord sequence on his Fender Telecaster he had received for his 18th birthday. Who says this show isn't educational? Marc: $65 Vahan: $30 Frank: $10
3. According to Steve Martin, what pharaoh was "Born in Arizona/Moved to Babylonia"? (buzzcode: 71) *Marc buzzes in (10)*Marc? Marc: King TutYes. (ding) Marc: $70 Vahan: $30 Frank: $10
And you got your $5 right back again. [FAME GAME]Final chance at the Fame Game. The $25 Money Card is going up and the Double Play is still hidden up there, which could change the game drastically. Looking for a famous PERSON.
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
[PERSON]
(whoosh as the puzzle board appears on screen)(# of clues and buzzcode, please)
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