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Post by palmer7 on Jun 1, 2022 23:51:28 GMT -5
Ready? Go. [___BUGS______] [_____________] [_____________]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
[PERSON]
(beep)Bugs. [___BUGS______] [___BUNNY_____] [_____________]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
[PERSON]
(beep)Bunny... (buzzcode: 2) *Frank buzzes in (2 clues, 45)*Frank?
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Post by Frank on Jun 2, 2022 19:43:41 GMT -5
I have to guess Mel Blanc
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 2, 2022 22:50:57 GMT -5
[___BUGS______] [___BUNNY_____] [___SAVED_____]
[___THIS______] [__ACTOR'S____] [____LIFE_____]
[MEL BLANC]
(ding)That is correct! (audience cheers) The full clue reads: "Bugs Bunny saved this actor's life". You see, what happened was, Mel Blanc got in a terrible car accident and was in a coma. He was completely unresponsive. His neurosurgeon attempted to pull him out of it by addressing him as Bugs Bunny, amazingly Blanc responded "What's up, Doc?," in character. Same with Tweety. The theory goes that Blanc was such a hard-working professional that his characters lived, protected from the brain injury, deep in his unconscious mind. The doctor’s question must have sounded like a director’s cue. I know we're not supposed to mention too much about Mel Blanc in what is essentially a Disney show, but since we're not going to be with Disney too much longer... why not? And now, my Dennis the Menace impression. "Oh, Mr. Willlllllllllllllsonnnnnnn!" Where is the $25 Money Card?
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Post by asja2002 on Jun 4, 2022 11:22:17 GMT -5
Deadpool: (To the Fox Fanfare) Hey there, Greg... It's un-der num-ber six!!!!
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 4, 2022 11:54:37 GMT -5
(lights in motion)Three Money Cards are up there, Frank. The Double Play is also hidden up there, and I can tell you that we either have a Tesla or 5,000 gallons of gasoline. So, good luck and fire when ready! (an unused letter from A-I, please; H and F are taken)
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Post by Frank on Jun 4, 2022 14:54:39 GMT -5
$25 dollar money card right now
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 4, 2022 19:26:08 GMT -5
(graphics to be put in later) (he stops) < 1 >[ 2 ][$10] [ ][ ][$25] [ 7 ][ 8 ][$15]
Stopping at #1. I see Steve has returned. Steve, what's behind #1? <TESLA>[ 2 ][$10] [ ][ ][$25] [ 7 ][ 8 ][$15]
Steve: (VO) And behind number one is a BRAND NEW TESLA!!!(audience screams as a Tesla is driven out on stage by Stacey) [ Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour Theme by Edd Kalehoff]Steve: (VO) Yes, Frank, the exciting brand new 2022 Tesla Model Y comes equipped with the Performance Package, home charging kit, and more! Ride the wave of the future with your new electric car! With on road costs and $10,000 to customize your new vehicle, this prize is worth $85,000! Congratulations!
And you know how we were able to get a Tesla for this show? Deadpool didn't tie up Elon Musk. Deadpool: He’s already tied up with Twitter. (audience laughs) Greg: It's funny because it's true. Frank, you've won a Tesla. Now you can afford to pay $15 a gallon for gasoline. Your thoughts, sir?
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Post by Frank on Jun 5, 2022 7:55:54 GMT -5
nice, now only to find a charging station near here. and theres the $35k in taxes
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 5, 2022 21:26:56 GMT -5
I guess that's another thing Colbert didn't warn us about. Hmm.... So, Steve, how was your date with Belle?
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Post by vahan on Jun 7, 2022 12:13:27 GMT -5
Greg, I just wanted to say Happy Birthday.
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Post by asja2002 on Jun 7, 2022 14:24:13 GMT -5
Actually we had a really great time. Belle is extremely well read, I’m definitely having her at my next trivia night. But while we were out we stopped at Ms. Potts and got a few things, Belle?
*Belle walks out on stage with a huge cake, everyone in the studio screams “Happy Birthday, Greg” Confetti flies everywhere on stage”
Happy Birthday Greg, wishing you nothing but the best in the year to come
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 8, 2022 10:59:22 GMT -5
Well, thank you very much. (pause) I don't know what to say. Yes, we are filming this episode, and the subsequent movie, on my birthday, June 7th. I guess I was so caught up in production that I forgot to tell anyone it was my birthday. All of you remembered. Thank you. We'll have to share this cake later on after the show. More after this. (main theme to commercial, cheers and applause, fade to commercial)
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 12, 2022 19:13:15 GMT -5
(suddenly, Mickey Mouse appears on the screen) Mickey: Ha ha, hi, Greg! Happy birthday! Wouldn't you know it, I'm having a party myself but I don't know about it yet. So, why don't you join me at my party?
Deadpool: (VO) And along the way, you can learn some Dutch as well, because this cartoon has Dutch subtitles.
(back in Greg's dressing room...) Greg: So let me get this straight, Wade... Steve's whole date with Belle was a ploy to surprise me for my birthday? Deadpool: ...Yeah, yeah, let's go with that.(Just then, we hear a spaceship land outside. It's not just any spaceship, though. It's the Benatar. It lands on a grassy area. The bay doors open, and out step the Guardians of the Galaxy. Drax the Destroyer, Groot, Mantis, Nebula, Rocket, Star-Lord, and Thor.) Rocket: So, this is Orlando, huh?(The gang heads outside, and Deadpool is amazed.) Deadpool: Oh. My. GOD! It's the Guardians of the Galaxy featuring Thor! (he adlibs his excitement) (Thor looks better than he did the last time we met. He eyes Greg.) Thor: So. You are the new Iron Man.Greg: That's my secret identity, don't wear it out. Thor: What maketh thee bethink thou art w'rthy to possesseth yond title?Greg: Man, I haven't read Shakespeare since college or high school. Thor: Oh, sorry. Force of habit.(Deadpool adlibs a scene, but suddenly feels overwhelmed and starts to cry, as he turns to Greg) Greg: Come here, you poor, pathetic son of a bitch. (Deadpool goes into Greg's arms, as Greg comforts him) There there. I know it's easy to be misunderstood and unaccepted. Although, I do think you'd fit in with the Guardians of the Galaxy. You know what you need? You need a yellow double-tailed fox friend who sounds like Sora from Digimon, and a red echidna who sounds like that taller, older British version of.... what's his name? Deadpool: (sniff) Chadwick Boseman?Greg: Yeah, him. And then, you get James Marsden and Tiki Sumpter to adopt you. Yeah. You'd be Deadpool Wachowski. Move yourself up to Green Hills, Montana. [beat] Montana? I thought he lived up in Washington. Deadpool: But, but, but--- I'm not a blue hedgehog. I'm not even Dewey Duck.Greg: That's alright. You be Jason Griffith. Best Sonic voice actor outside of Jaleel White. Strange: I think I'm completely lost.Greg: That third eye doesn't help you, does it, Ben? Deadpool: Hell, it's not even a real eye. It's just computer-generated. Go back to the Lonely Mountain, Ben!Star-Lord: Who the hell is Ben? (Greg and Deadpool point to Strange; more ad-libbing) (Stage Manager comes in) Stage Manager: We're back in one minute, Mr. Palmer.Greg: Aww geez....
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 12, 2022 19:49:31 GMT -5
(fade in, main theme closes, cheers and applause)Greg: Welcome back, we're up to the Century Round. Here's how it works this time. The winner of this game moves onto the finals on Thursday, the two runners-up face off tomorrow night in a shootout to determine who will get that third spot. With all that in mind, let's put 10 questions on the clock. (ding) Marc: $70 Vahan: $30 Frank: $10
[10]
Marc is at $70, Vahan at $30, and Frank is at $10, but he's got a Tesla so who cares? Good luck to everyone as we start the Century Round.... now! 1. What country does the 49th parallel separate Montana from? 2. Who was the US's first postmaster general? 3. What country invented the Winter Olympic sport of bobsleigh? 4. What studio shares its name with the first space-ready orbiter of NASA's space shuttle program? 5. What instruments do you need to send a semaphore message? 6. Sugarloaf Key, Plantation Key and Boca Chica Key all belong to what group of islands? 7. The Clio Award is an award given in what field starting with "A"? 8. Linus Torvalds created what computer operating system? 9. In 1983, the first Disney theme park built outside the US opened in what country? 10. In the world of business, what does the abbreviation NYSE stand for?(buzzcodes and answers, please)
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 14, 2022 21:56:27 GMT -5
(the clock starts counting down)1. What country does the 49th parallel separate Montana from? (buzzcode: 49) *Frank buzzes in (41)*Frank? Frank: Canada?Right. (ding) Marc: $70 Vahan: $30 Frank: $20
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2. Who was the US's first postmaster general? (buzzcode: 40) *Frank buzzes in (38)*Frank? Frank: Jefferson?(buzzer)Benjamin Franklin. Marc: $70 Vahan: $30 Frank: $10
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3. What country invented the Winter Olympic sport of bobsleigh? (buzzcode: 56) *Marc buzzes in (50)*Marc? Marc: SwitzerlandCorrect. (ding) Marc: $80 Vahan: $30 Frank: $10
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4. What studio shares its name with the first space-ready orbiter of NASA's space shuttle program? (buzzcode: 52) *Frank buzzes in (66)*Frank? Frank: Orion?(buzzer)Columbia and stop the clock. Marc: $80 Vahan: $30 Frank: $0
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Frank, as you are at $0, Garagiola's Rule is activated. Everyone gets $20. Marc: $100 Vahan: $50 Frank: $20
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New scores, Marc at $100, Vahan at $50, Frank at $20. We restart the clock... now! (the clock starts counting down)5. What instruments do you need to send a semaphore message? (buzzcode: 55) *Marc buzzes in (92)*Marc? Marc: FlagsYes. (ding) Marc: $110 Vahan: $50 Frank: $20
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6. Sugarloaf Key, Plantation Key and Boca Chica Key all belong to what group of islands? (buzzcode: 14) *Frank buzzes in (77)*Frank? Frank: Florida Keys?Yes. (ding) Marc: $120 Vahan: $50 Frank: $20
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7. The Clio Award is an award given in what field starting with "A"? (buzzcode: 69) *Marc buzzes in (31)*Marc? Marc: AdvertisingCorrect. (ding) Marc: $130 Vahan: $50 Frank: $20
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8. Linus Torvalds created what computer operating system? (buzzcode: 41) *Frank buzzes in (41)*Frank? Frank: DOS?(buzzer)Linux. Marc: $130 Vahan: $50 Frank: $10
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9. In 1983, the first Disney theme park built outside the US opened in what country? (buzzcode: 70) *Marc buzzes in (64)*Marc? Marc: JapanRight. (ding) Marc: $130 Vahan: $50 Frank: $10
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10. In the world of business, what does the abbreviation NYSE stand for? (buzzcode: 72) *Marc buzzes in (98)*Marc? Marc: New York Stock ExchangeThat's right. (ding) Marc: $140 Vahan: $50 Frank: $10
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(time's up)Time's up, and Marc wins the game! [WIN CUE](cheers and applause) [RECAP MUSIC]We should have ended that game a lot earlier because Marc was so far ahead. $140, congratulations to you, Marc. Back to you in a minute. Vahan, let's see what we add to your score here. We add the $50 in front of you, and you will be back tomorrow night for our "last chance shootout". We'll see you then. Frank, you have $10 in cash in front of you, but you won an $85,000 Tesla! We will see you tomorrow night as well. Anything either of you would like to say before Marc and I go off to the Winners' Big Money Board?
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