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Post by captainfortune on Jul 18, 2022 8:58:22 GMT -5
(fade in to me standing next to podiums)
Welcome back. James has a one game advantage, and he'll try to take the match here in game 2. We have a clean board. And before we start, I have received fanart over the summer. Not only of me, but of this game. I have a couple right here. (shows first picture, of me)
(applause)
I believe this was from a kid in Vermont. Correct? (director gives thumbs up) Okay. A kid from Vermont drew this. It's pretty good. I'll hang it up on my wall. Take these, please. (crew member takes pictures)
Ahem. I'll take this first card, which is the first question in the 2nd game. It is for James this time. Pay attention, here we go.
James, this question comes from the 10 Orlando schoolteachers that we chose before the show began. Come on up here, ladies!
(ladies get into position)
Now, remember James, the answer is between 1 and 10. Here we go.
James, we asked these teachers: Have you caught somebody using the teacher's toilet? (laughter)
This is a very interesting question. Let me finish it.
How many of these teachers said yes, I caught someone using my toilet?
(smiles to hide laughter) Those questions makers make me wanna die inside. Alright, James, give me your guess. How many teachers caught someone using their toilet?
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Post by jman8606 on Jul 18, 2022 9:23:34 GMT -5
aww geez, that never happened when I was in school. Or at least not to my knowledge. But I am sure about two of them did
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 18, 2022 14:52:06 GMT -5
2 measly teachers. Alright.
Now, Frank, between 1 and 10. Higher or lower than 2?
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Post by Frank on Jul 18, 2022 17:34:52 GMT -5
I'm going against the odds, lower
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 18, 2022 21:28:41 GMT -5
Okie dokie. (ding)
Actual number of teachers who caught someone using the teachers' toilet is...
4 (ding ding ding)
Well I didn't expect that. Alrighty then. James has control, starting with...
[5s] The cinco de espadas. Not a good card, but it's your choice.
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Post by jman8606 on Jul 18, 2022 22:01:22 GMT -5
Let's go higher!
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 19, 2022 8:52:22 GMT -5
Going higher...
[6c] Just barely higher! Next call...
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Post by jman8606 on Jul 19, 2022 10:01:07 GMT -5
Whew! I better freeze
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 19, 2022 15:14:38 GMT -5
I don't blame you one bit. (ding)
We've got a question for Frank. Here it is.
This is a different kind of question. However, the answer is still between 1 and 100.
Frank, we asked 100 people in Tallahassee... What was the highest floor you've seen a cat fall off and manage to survive?
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Post by Frank on Jul 19, 2022 17:52:45 GMT -5
interesting, i'd say 7
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 19, 2022 17:56:19 GMT -5
The 7th floor of a building. (ding)
James, higher or lower than 7?
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Post by jman8606 on Jul 19, 2022 19:49:20 GMT -5
I think it is a wee bit lower than that
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 19, 2022 20:59:01 GMT -5
A wee bit. Just that. (ding)
The highest number a cat has fallen and managed to survive is...
32 (ding ding ding)
The 32nd floor. Frank's got the cards. He starts with...
[4h]
A four. A good card.
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Post by Frank on Jul 20, 2022 15:57:06 GMT -5
higher
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Post by captainfortune on Jul 21, 2022 10:39:00 GMT -5
Higher...
[3c]
Ohhh no! (buzz, groans) Wow. Ugly cards today. Back to James.
He has a 6 and he must play the 6.
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