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Post by captainfortune on Apr 15, 2023 13:09:46 GMT -5
Buzz buzz!
LINES YOU DON’T WANT TO SEE IN A CHILDREN’S BOOK
“Paddington, I’m in love.” “Aww, thanks!” “…with the shape of you. We push and pull like a magnet do.”
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Post by brendan85r on Apr 16, 2023 20:18:35 GMT -5
And for those of you who have lactose intolerance, we have Willy Wonka's Soy Snack factory. Guaranteed to give you the runs... for your money.
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Post by brendan85r on Apr 20, 2023 23:45:04 GMT -5
The story today is "The Union King".
Once upon a time-and-a-half...
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Post by Frank on May 14, 2023 15:59:51 GMT -5
BZZZ.
Whew, it was just a dream
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Post by brendan85r on May 20, 2023 3:48:46 GMT -5
"Wait... did I really heap praise on Kim Kardashian??"
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Post by Frank on May 26, 2023 14:24:22 GMT -5
bzz bzz
Things that you wish the Simpsons would have predicted correctly
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Post by captainfortune on May 29, 2023 0:15:11 GMT -5
Bzz bzz, i guess?
I might be a little late on this, but since I’m graduating college…
THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T HEAR IN SOMEONE’S GRADUATION SPEECH
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Post by brendan85r on Jun 10, 2023 8:08:24 GMT -5
"I don't think The Simpsons predicted my graduation!"
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Post by Frank on Jun 10, 2023 22:23:39 GMT -5
I cheated on my final
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Post by brendan85r on Jun 11, 2023 5:00:30 GMT -5
"I'd like to thank the principal for bribing me her carton of Winfields for my good grades."
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Post by Frank on Jun 13, 2023 13:55:18 GMT -5
bzz bzz
People who should NOT be in the running for Pat's replacement on Wheel.
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Post by brendan85r on Jun 13, 2023 16:58:31 GMT -5
"I'm Phi Ly, and the next male contestant to not win the Million Dollar Wedge is--"
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Post by Frank on Jun 17, 2023 22:23:19 GMT -5
Rolf B
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Post by Frank on Jun 18, 2023 23:11:59 GMT -5
bzz bzz
things you wouldn't want to hear your dentist say
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Post by brendan85r on Jun 19, 2023 21:45:07 GMT -5
"Well, there's no chance I'll solve that Wordle puzzle today."
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