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Post by palmer7 on Jun 24, 2022 13:05:37 GMT -5
I need Frank Jones and Vahan Nisanian to check in, please.
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Post by vahan on Jun 24, 2022 13:36:57 GMT -5
Present
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Post by Frank on Jun 24, 2022 17:03:44 GMT -5
Present
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 24, 2022 22:19:19 GMT -5
(pre-opener, also for the movie audience...) (Greg is in his dressing room. All of a sudden, a beautiful young woman with long, black-brownish hair walks in. She's wearing a fabric long-sleeve purple shirt with an arrow symbol going down the chest, as well as black trousers, gloves and a belt. This, by the way, is Kate Bishop [Hailee Steinfeld]. "I've Been in Love Before" starts up, and Greg is smitten.) Greg: ....Hi. Kate: You're Iron Man, right? The new one.Greg: I'm anything you want. Kate: Great. (Kate starts adlibbing about something important happening in Orlando that affects her, but Greg is only half paying attention. He's got other things on his mind.)
(About 10 minutes later, there's a knock at the door. It's Steve.) Steve: (through the door) Five minutes until showtime, Greg. (he knocks again) Greg? (we look at the scene from Steve's perspective) I'd better head in there. (he opens the door to find Greg and Kate in the process of having sex; Steve is shocked) (shocked) Greg! Who is she?Greg: Uh.... Steve Anderson, this is Kate Bishop, one of the two Hawkeyes. (to Kate) Kate, this is Steve Anderson, my announcer. (Burton walks in) Burton: I guess it didn't take you that long to get over Shuri, huh?
Kate: You were dating Princess Shuri, Greg?
Greg: Um.......
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 25, 2022 15:58:31 GMT -5
Steve: These are...our $ALE OF THE CENTURY champions. They have returned for the chance to win cash and prizes, this week worth...over$8,000,000 Sale 83 Theme:...One of these contestants will win the grand prize package of...
A BRAND NEW DREAM HOME... WORTH OVER $375,000!!
A IKON MOBILE HOME.... WORTH OVER $1,000,000!!!
AND $5,000,000 IN CASH! IT'S THE TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS ON...
AND NOW FROM THE EPCOT CENTER IN FLORIDA...THE STAR OF SALE OF THE CENTURY...GREG PALMER!! (The doors open and Greg runs out to his lectern to cheers and applause) Greg: And then there were two. Thank you very much, Steve! Welcome back to $ale of the Century's Tournament of Champions. Tonight, we have a real treat for you, it's the "last chance shootout". We have two players who are trying to get into the two-night finals starting tomorrow night. Here to introduce them is Stacey Wren! (Stacey comes out to cheers and applause and walks to the lectern) Hello, Stace. Stacey: Hello, Greg. Oh my, you look rather flush.Greg: That's a brilliant observation. Yes, my body does look rather flush, doesn't it? Well, as unrealistic as this sounds, a very attractive college-age girl just appeared in my dressing room, and we, well...... you know. This is why I look like, this. Yes, she's legal, and yes, it was consensual. Always get consent. Now, who are our two players? (As Stacey introduces the contestants, models of the opposite gender escort them to their seats)First, a Lot winner and the second $uper $ale runner up, from Glendale, California, Vahan Nisanian, whose winnings total...And second, our last entry into the tournament, he managed to pick up enough winnings to land a place in tonight's game...Please welcome back to our show...Frank Jones! Who so far, before factoring in his Tesla, has winnings of
(audience cheers) Vahan: [LAST CHANCE SHOOTOUT] Frank:
Thank you, Stacey. Vahan, here we are again. Third night in a row for you. Are you up to the challenge?
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Post by vahan on Jun 25, 2022 18:05:50 GMT -5
I'm tried, but I'll participate.
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 25, 2022 18:42:46 GMT -5
I'm tried, too. It doesn't get any easier at 33.
Frank, this is only your second night with us. You won that Tesla last night. Got any plans for it?
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Post by Frank on Jun 26, 2022 0:07:48 GMT -5
I'll probably sell it. There's no charging stations near here.
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 26, 2022 18:37:35 GMT -5
Did you hear that, Madame Senator? No charging stations where he lives! I mean, you don't have to be Columbo to realize the problem here. Anyway, if you'd like we can take back the Tesla and give you the value in cash. Would you like that?
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Post by Frank on Jun 26, 2022 20:07:11 GMT -5
nice yes, that would be great. Something Bob Barker would never do
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 26, 2022 22:03:50 GMT -5
Bob Barker never had to deal with electric cars. OK, take his Tesla away and cut him a check for 85-grand! (audience cheers) Good luck, you two. Let's get it on. Stacey, if you would? Stacey: Good luck. $20 to start.(the board initializes) Vahan: $20 [LCS: R1P1] Frank: $20
(Stacey blows a kiss to everyone and exits) Greg: Very good. We'll see you later.... I hope. Guys, this is it. The winner of this match goes onto the Big Money Winners' Board and comes back tomorrow night for the two-game final. The loser goes home with a very nice cash and prize package Steve will describe later in the show. So, here we go with Round 1. 1. Starting with "V", what studio now owned by Lionsgate released the 1987 box office smash Dirty Dancing? 2. What was the first animal sent up to outer space? 3. What McDonald's item is known as "Le Royal" in France? 4. It takes approximately 8 minutes for sunlight to reach which planet? 5. What is the official state dessert of Massachusetts?(buzzcodes and answers, please)
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 27, 2022 23:34:34 GMT -5
1. Starting with "V", what studio now owned by Lionsgate released the 1987 box office smash Dirty Dancing? (buzzcode: 9) *Vahan buzzes in (58)*Vahan? Vahan: VestronVery good. You draw first blood, up to $25. (ding) Vahan: $25 [LCS: R1P1] Frank: $20
2. What was the first animal sent up to outer space? (buzzcode: 49) *Frank buzzes in (41)*Frank? Frank: DogYes, that's correct, we have a tie. (ding) Vahan: $25 [LCS: R1P1] Frank: $25
3. What McDonald's item is known as "Le Royal" in France? (buzzcode: 67) *Vahan buzzes in (60)*Vahan? Vahan: Big Mac(buzzer)You'd think that, but it's actually the Quarter Pounder. Thank you, Pulp Fiction. Vahan: $20 [LCS: R1P1] Frank: $25
4. It takes approximately 8 minutes for sunlight to reach which planet? (buzzcode: 26) (nobody buzzes in) (buzzer)Earth! 5. What is the official state dessert of Massachusetts? (buzzcode: 44) *Frank buzzes in (4)*Frank? Frank: Boston Cream PieIs he right, Steve? (Steve nods) You sure are, and you go up to $30. (ding) Vahan: $20 [LCS: R1, INSTANT BARGAIN] Frank: $30
[INSTANT BARGAIN]Instant Bargain time, player in the lead can buy bargain merchandise. Frank, that's you. $10 lead, $30 to spend, and this prize from Stacey! (Goofy tries to figure out how to use this computer, with Shannon assisting him)Stacey: Step up your gaming with the ultimate computer package...With an exquisite build and influential components, MSI’s gaming desktops are perfect for gamers who want to step up on both their setup and performance.
Packed with the 12th Gen Intel Core i9-12900K Processor with a blazing speed of 2.4GHz, this MSI gaming desktop can survive in a demanding environment that requires the utmost power and functionality to meet every modern gamer's needs and demands. Plus we are including $2,000 to add a monitor, peripherals and anything else you might need. This prize, normally priced at...
can be yours for just
on $ale of the Century!(audience cheers, as I join Goofy and Shannon) Greg: A great prize, Frank. Now, are you much of a video gamer?
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Post by Frank on Jun 28, 2022 10:09:25 GMT -5
I am a gamer, just not a modern gamer.
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Post by palmer7 on Jun 28, 2022 16:28:02 GMT -5
Well, would you like to be one? (Frank shrugs)
Look, I've got to get to brass tacks here. My job on this show is to sell you stuff. Now, there are only two of you left, so I have to keep the game competitive. Best I can do is lower the price to $4. You'd be ahead by a buck. Would you like to be ahead by a buck, Frank?
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Post by Frank on Jun 28, 2022 17:02:18 GMT -5
No sell
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