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Post by vahan on Jul 21, 2022 22:41:37 GMT -5
Boy, I'm rich!
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 21, 2022 23:15:57 GMT -5
I'll say you are, and you could be even richer by the time this night is over. We'll wrap things up with the Century Round after this. (main theme to commercial, cheers and applause, fade to commercial)
(Back in Greg's dressing room.... two arrows narrowly miss Greg as he walks back in the door. More windows are broken. It looks like hell hath no fury than a Hawkeye scorned.) Thor: I believe the term Midgardians use for this situation is "deep shit".Greg: You're siding with her? Thor: And why not? "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned", and thou has scorned Lady Hawkeye.
Kate: (angry) I can't believe you ended up kissing another woman!Greg: Uh, Kate... I can explain. Someone had just won a hundred thousand dollars, the audience was losing their minds, I had to do something. Kate: So you kissed Katy Perry!?(Just then, Katy walks in) Katy: Oh Greg, I just needed to refill my minifridge--- (Kate drops her arrows and bow and immediately starts attacking Katy, the two get into a classic catfight; Steve walks in) Steve: Oh my God.... CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!Greg: I feel like I need to do something, but I can't look away... (the catfight scene goes on for about three minutes as Greg's dressing room is completely trashed; ultimately, Greg has to break them up by getting between the two and throwing them aside) Greg: Ladies! LADIES! You've trashed my dressing room! Kate, I'm sorry I kissed another girl and liked it. Katy, I'm sorry I kissed you without your consent, and let the lady I just... you know, had sex with... Katy: You had sex with HER!?Greg: If Legolas comes in here with his bow and arrow and starts attacking me, I swear to... well, you know. Thor: (to the camera) I wish my brother Loki were here. He wouldst have made popcorn.(And suddenly, Katy reveals herself to be none other than Loki [Tom Hiddleston]. Greg looks at this in shock.) Greg: I was punked by Loki!??! Thor: Brother!(And the two embrace each other like brothers) Thor: I thought you were dead.
Loki: You know that couldn't happen.
Greg: What happened? Loki: Well.... (Suddenly, a title card appears. It reads: "For more information, watch Loki on Disney+." Suddenly, it disappears.) Loki: So, I just happened to be in the area, I paid Miss Perry off and sent her on her merry way, and then disguised myself as her.
Deadpool: That was frickin' amazing! You pulled a Bugs Bunny there.
Loki: (to Deadpool) And who are you?
(In an ad-libbed scene, Deadpool introduces himself and compares himself to Loki, seeing as how they both manage to destroy the fourth wall and alter reality.)
Loki: I think this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
(And so, Deadpool and Loki run out of the dressing room.) Greg: What about my dressing room? You and Kate trashed it, you Asgardian bastard! (Loki pops his head in, snaps his fingers, and seemingly undoes all the damage caused.) Loki: You're welcome. (he runs out again, Greg shakes his head) Greg: Thor, I will never understand your brother. (Thor shrugs, Greg turns to Kate) Eh heh heh.... well, Kate.... since those were some rather unusual circumstances... I guess you can't be too mad at me. Kate: I guess not. But next time, be more careful. (she gives Greg a kiss)
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 22, 2022 15:11:01 GMT -5
[BGM: "Together We'll Be OK (Marvel Edition)"Written by Nigel Hess Arranged and Produced by Alan Parsons, Andrew Powell, and Greg Palmer Performed by Loki (Tom Hiddleston) and Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds)] (We've got a montage of Loki and Deadpool causing trouble and having fun at Disney World. Already, they get in trouble because they're in costume. They get their weapons confiscated. Deadpool attempts to use the pyramids covering the water fountain near Imagination! as a jungle gym. Loki uses his powers to instantly change into a pair of green boardshorts and joins him. The two are fooling around in the water. The two sneak around backstage and uncover a number of things Disney would rather not have you see.) Loki/Deadpool: (singing) Laugh me a laugh, grin me a grin, And then I know that we can win, Dance me a dance, joke me a joke, And blow the clouds away.
You gotta play me a tune, sing me a song, And we can help push life along, Just you and me, come on and see, Together we’ll be O.K.
Open the door, open your heart, And then we’ve got somewhere to start, Just turn around, look what we’ve found, Today's a brand new day.
You gotta run with me now, I’ll show you how, The world is waiting, take a bow, Show them it's you, what you can do, Together we two can win.
(Suddenly, Deadpool summons an electric guitar and starts shredding.) Deadpool: "Rock on Loki", Dance to a tune that this guitar sings. "Rock on Loki", Just get up and spread your wings (spoken: Spread your wings).
(During an instrumental break, the two have a romantic lunch at Tony's Town Square Restaurant, where Deadpool attempts to recreate the famous spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp. Loki turns the day into night and summons two folding chairs so that he and Deadpool can watch the fireworks over the castle [that Loki magically sets off].) Deadpool/Loki: Follow me through, into the sun, And we can smile at everyone, You gotta join in with me, then we are free, It isn’t hard to do.
I say, life is a song, so just sing along, And then we know we can’t go wrong, Just you and me, come on and see, Together we’ll be O.K, Together we’ll be O.K, Together we’ll be O.K.
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 22, 2022 15:52:35 GMT -5
(fade in, main theme closes, cheers and applause)Greg: Alright. We're back with the Century Round, and this is it. Vahan, no matter what happens to you now, you have $175,000 in cash. Frank, you've done quite well for yourself too. One of you will be one step closer to a lot more money, the other will have a smashing cash and prize package that Steve will describe later on. May I have 10 questions on the clock, please? Vahan: $40 [LCS: CENTURY ROUND] Frank: $55
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(ding)The scores, Frank at $55, Vahan at $40. Audience, please be very quiet, these two need the utmost concentration. Good luck to you both as we begin the Century Round.... NOW! 1. Despite being known for potatoes, which US state is nicknamed the "Gem State"? 2. How many pairs of wings does a bee have? 3. What Jon Heder character's sidekick was named Pedro Sanchez? 4. What is the name of the old gray donkey in Winnie-the-Pooh? 5. "The Fast-Dealing Property Trading Game" is the subtitle of the traditional version of what board game? 6. What wonder stood over 30 metres high in the Rhodes harbour? 7. What TV family had neighbors named Steve and Marcy Rhodes? 8. What common piece of sporting equipment is usually made up of twelve pentagons and twenty hexagons? 9. What's the name of the host best known for Singled Out and The Wall? 10. The enemy of my enemy is my what?(buzzcodes and answers, please)
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 23, 2022 14:02:41 GMT -5
(the clock starts counting down)1. Despite being known for potatoes, which US state is nicknamed the "Gem State"? (buzzcode: 89) *Vahan buzzes in (60)*Vahan? Vahan: IdahoYes. (ding) Vahan: $50 [LCS: CENTURY ROUND] Frank: $55
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2. How many pairs of wings does a bee have? (buzzcode: 16) *Vahan buzzes in (61)*Vahan? Vahan: OneRight. (ding) Vahan: $60 [LCS: CENTURY ROUND] Frank: $55
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3. What Jon Heder character's sidekick was named Pedro Sanchez? (no one buzzes in) Tony Barber: (off-mic) TIME!(in an impression of the character) Napoleon Dynamite! Gosh! Vahan: $60 [LCS: CENTURY ROUND] Frank: $55
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4. What is the name of the old gray donkey in Winnie-the-Pooh? (buzzcode: 39) *Frank buzzes in (61)*Frank? Frank: EeyoreRight. (ding) Vahan: $60 [LCS: CENTURY ROUND] Frank: $65
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5. "The Fast-Dealing Property Trading Game" is the subtitle of the traditional version of what board game? (buzzcode: 33) *Vahan buzzes in (60)*Vahan? Vahan: MonopolyCorrect. (ding) Vahan: $70 [LCS: CENTURY ROUND] Frank: $65
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6. What wonder stood over 30 metres high in the Rhodes harbour? (No one buzzes in) Glenn Ridge: (off-mic) TIME!The Colossus of Rhodes. Vahan: $70 [LCS: CENTURY ROUND] Frank: $65
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7. What TV family had neighbors named Steve and Marcy Rhodes? (buzzcode: 78) *Vahan buzzes in (60)*Vahan? Vahan: The BundysYes. (ding) Vahan: $80 [LCS: CENTURY ROUND] Frank: $65
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8. What common piece of sporting equipment is usually made up of twelve pentagons and twenty hexagons? (buzzcode: 33) *Frank buzzes in (97)*Frank? Frank: Soccer Ball?Right you are. (ding) Vahan: $80 [LCS: CENTURY ROUND] Frank: $75
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9. What's the name of the host best known for Singled Out and The Wall? (buzzcode: 39) *Frank buzzes in (40)*Frank? Frank: Chris HardwickCorrect. (ding) Vahan: $80 [LCS: CENTURY ROUND] Frank: $85
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10. The enemy of my enemy is my what? (buzzcode: 9) *Frank buzzes in (37)*Frank for the game?! Frank: FriendYou are right! (ding) Vahan: $80 [LCS: CENTURY ROUND] Frank: $95
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(time's up)Time's up and Frank wins by $15! [WIN CUE](audience cheers) [RECAP MUSIC] Vahan: $80 [FINALIST: FRANK JONES] Frank: $95
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It was neck and neck for a while, but Frank pulled it out in the end.
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Post by vahan on Jul 23, 2022 14:53:06 GMT -5
So, is there one more round after this? Am I eliminated?
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 23, 2022 14:55:23 GMT -5
Now, Vahan, I know it was very close. However, while you were here, you did pick up some nice prizes and a lot of cash for your side board. In the last three nights, you've won a 75" outdoor QLED TV and $182,002 in cash. Plus, you're leaving us with this very nice prize package. Steve ( asja2002 )? Prize Cue #25Steve: Vahan, for your efforts in this year's tournament of champions, we have these for you....Skyway Luggage, sturdy durable luggage on wheels...a six piece vacationer's set for two featuring the Skyway Epic spinner collection, with 2 exterior compartments, Interior mesh zipper pocket for organized packing, keep essential items handy with Skyway Luggage....
And take along with you this camera outfit...
Situated as a versatile camera with capable photo and video traits, the Canon EOS 90D is a sleek DSLR also characterized by its high-resolution 32.5MP APS-C CMOS sensor. This updated sensor design achieves enhanced image clarity, resolution, and dynamic range. Battery charging kit, extra batteries and a tripod are included!
And you'll need your prizes as you go on a Mediterranean cruise!
You and a guest will embark on a 21 day cruise featuring stops in Marseilles, Genoa, Rome, Palermo and Ibiza, before returning to Valencia Spain for a week's adventure touring Spain and Portugal. This package is provided by Club Universe and $ale of the Century....
And for a little mad money, not that you don't have a walletful... Here is an additional $40,000 in Cash! This makes your European Adventure, worth a total of $100,000.... Yours with our thanks from $ale of the Century!
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Post by vahan on Jul 23, 2022 15:00:52 GMT -5
Finally, I can relax. Best of luck, Frank.
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Post by Frank on Jul 23, 2022 18:00:39 GMT -5
Finally, I can relax. Best of luck, Frank. Thank you, I'll need it. I'm up against some sturdy competition
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 23, 2022 22:10:37 GMT -5
So, that's $195,000, plus another $100,000 package right there. In this tournament, you've picked up $295,000; that makes your grand total.... $2,644,680 in cash and prizes. (audience cheers) You've been a wonderful contestant, Vahan, and we're delighted for you. Thank you so much for playing. Any last words before you go?
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Post by vahan on Jul 23, 2022 22:21:24 GMT -5
All set for nothing but peace and quiet on my vacations.
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 23, 2022 22:26:25 GMT -5
Yeah, watch out world, because here comes Vahan! God bless you, best of luck. But now Frank Jones is going to join me at the Big Money Winners' Board. Come on, let's go! (Let's Go Shopping! cue)(Frank joins me as the doors open, we head right over to the Winners' Board) Well, Frank, that was a neck and neck match. Vahan nearly caught up to you, but you were faster at the buzzer and smarter than him. Your thoughts on the match, sir?
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Post by Frank on Jul 24, 2022 13:25:10 GMT -5
it was a close one, just thankful to win
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 24, 2022 15:24:15 GMT -5
Well, you did give us quite a bit of excitement. Now, Frank, should you win the whole thing over the next two nights, you'll win a house plus this prize. ["GRANDEUR"]Steve: It's the ultimate home away from home!!! A 2023 Renegade Ikon RV!Many of the features included in this Class-C Motorhome include IWS Signature Series™ Freightliner Cascadia P4-126 600hp DD16 Detroit 1,850 ft. lb. Torque 4000 Series 6 Speed Allison Automatic Transmission Disc Brakes 80,000 lb. GCWR Tandem Drive Includes the Collision Mitigation System, Adaptive Cruise Control and Lane Departure Warning. 30,000lb Adjustable Hitch With 2-5/16″ Ball (5,000lb Tongue Rating) Electric Brake Controller with Digital Display and a host of extras.Furnished by Renegade. And we are including specialized driving lessons and 50-state license application. This prize is valued at:$1,074,913
Greg: As has been mentioned before, that prize alone would change someone's life forever... So we've got the new home for the Grand Champion for this season.....we've got that recreational vehicle for the Grand Champion....so far that's $1,472,413. in prizes that somebody is GUARANTEED to win at the end of the finals. That alone would be an amazing package by itself....but we spared no expense this season....and there is one more important detail to include....and that includes.....this! *Points upwards as Stacy brings forth the "Reg Grundy Memorial Glass Suitcase of Cash"*Steve: A cash bonus of $5,027,587.....for a grand total of $6,500,000!!!!! (audience cheers) OK, Frank. And you know, just for making it this far, you're guaranteed at least a cool million because that is the third place prize in the final. However, how'd you like to make some more money? Here's how we do it. The Big Money Winner's Board. We have amounts of $25K, $50K, $75K, $100K, $200K and $250K on the board plus 3 win cards. What you match is what you get. However, find all 3 win cards on the first 3 picks....and you win $500,000 in cash! (audience cheers) Now, do you have any questions, or would you like to just jump in there and pick some numbers?
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Post by Frank on Jul 24, 2022 22:31:26 GMT -5
I'll get right into it.
I'll give 3 numbers to start. 2, 11, and 4
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