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Post by asja2002 on Jul 6, 2022 14:02:01 GMT -5
Greg: I still have to go through the motions here… It’s what I get paid to do…
I realize this is the last chance to get into the finals, and you want to protect your lead. I can’t change the price…..but I would be prepared to offer you (opens up stack of cash) 5,6,8,10,
$15,500 in cash?!?!?
That’s a $50,000 deal, probably the biggest instant bargain ever offered at least on this version… for just $12…
Going once….Going Twice….
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Post by Frank on Jul 6, 2022 21:12:26 GMT -5
I just can't do it
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 6, 2022 22:48:04 GMT -5
No sale. (audience groans) [SALE SURPRISE](audience groans even louder) Oh boy...Steve where is the envelope? Steve: In this giant polka dot balloon! (he takes the balloon and pops it, something comes out of it that is definitely not an envelope) It's not an envelope..... It's a set of............ CAR KEYS!(Tony Barber drives in the SUV, audience gasps and moans) Steve: They were the keys to a 2023 GMC Yukon with a 3.0 L 6-cylinder diesel engine, SLE package and more. And in the glove compartment..... (Tony parks the car, walks over to the glove compartment, opens it, and pulls out) $25,000 in CASH! The total value of this Instant Bargain.......(audience weeps in gloom, despair, and agony) Greg: Well, one good thing did come out of this. Now, we can have our Christmas party. Steve: We can indeed..... Non-alcoholic drinks on me!
Cast and Crew: YAY!
Audience Member: (off-mic) How can you think about drinks at a time like this!??!
(I walk back to the lectern) Greg: It's simple. I'm thirsty. Well, Frank, you missed out on $40,000 in cash, an SUV, and a boat. You obviously want to protect your lead. Well, back to the questions. 1. In which ocean are the Cook Islands located in? 2. What American writer went On the Road to find life's answers? 3. On which cable superstation would you have found Chicago's Bozo the Clown?(buzzcodes and answers, please)
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 7, 2022 23:12:08 GMT -5
1. In which ocean are the Cook Islands located in? (buzzcode: 15) *Frank buzzes in (21)*Frank? Frank: Pacific?Yes, that's right. Up to $40. (ding) Vahan: $25 [LCS: R2P2] Frank: $40
2. What American writer went On the Road to find life's answers? (no one buzzes in) (buzzer)A bit before your time, Jack Kerouac. It's a bit before my time, too. 3. On which cable superstation would you have found Chicago's Bozo the Clown? (buzzcode: 70) *Vahan buzzes in (61)*Vahan? Vahan: WGN-TVWe'll accept that. WGN is all we needed. Up to $30. (ding) Vahan: $30 [LCS: R2P2] Frank: $40
[FAME GAME] Vahan: $30 [LCS: R2 FAME GAME] Frank: $40
Fame Game time again, we're adding a $15 Money Card, and every dollar counts. Looking for a famous THING.
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
[THING]
(whoosh as the puzzle board appears on screen)(buzzcodes and # of clues, please)
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 8, 2022 23:45:35 GMT -5
Ready? Go. [_BICARBONATE_] [_____________] [_____________]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
[THING]
(beep)Bicarbonate. [_BICARBONATE_] [_____OF______] [_____________]
[_____________] [_____________] [_____________]
[THING]
(beep)Of.... *Vahan buzzes in (60, 2 clues)*Vahan?
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Post by vahan on Jul 9, 2022 0:08:02 GMT -5
Is it an automobile?
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 9, 2022 13:57:46 GMT -5
(buzzer)No, it's not an automobile. He's still thinking about the last Instant Bargain Frank passed up. Frank, you get the whole puzzle. You know the drill, 3 seconds to solve it. Ready? Go. [_BICARBONATE_] [_____OF______] [____SODA_____]
[_____IS______] [____ALSO_____] [__CALLED...._]
[THING]
(beep)Bicarbonate of soda is also called.... Frank, solve the puzzle.
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Post by Frank on Jul 10, 2022 11:41:11 GMT -5
Baking soda?
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 10, 2022 12:29:48 GMT -5
Yes! (ding)(audience cheers) [_BICARBONATE_] [_____OF______] [____SODA_____]
[_____IS______] [____ALSO_____] [__CALLED...._]
[BAKING SODA]
Frank, if you hadn't gotten that, I would have been worried. Where is the $15 Money Card, Stace?
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Post by Frank on Jul 10, 2022 17:37:25 GMT -5
I had second thoughts because the word "soda" was in the description
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Post by asja2002 on Jul 12, 2022 18:49:52 GMT -5
Stacey: The $15 is at number seven.... hold on a second, somethings happened to Steve... *Pans over to the announcer's area, Steve is lying unconscious on the ground* *A background soundtrack from a generic soap opera, most likely "One Life to Live" plays in the background* Stacey: Who would do such a thing to Steve. He is, hopefully still...is... a really nice guy and a talented voice actor. Ted Clayton (Played By none other than Mark Goddard) : You have to know, Stacey.... that it was me. Steve was doing so well. Too well... I can't let such a set of golden....lungs exceed the master. You know I was his... Greg and Stacey: We know. You were his drama teacher at Chamberlain High. Burton R: *Of course by way of Plymouth South High School* Shadoe S: * Not of course, by way of Plymouth North High School, though he DID attend church services there* Greg/Stacey: Would you cool it...you guys? We have a situation on our hooves, er....hands. Hey who wrote "HOOVES" into the script? * Pan to a shot of A woman, who looks very similar to a look-alike of Pinkie Pie from "MLP: Equestria Girls", is seen blowing bubblebum bubbles, scribbling down on a notepad with the "RG" Grundy Logo on top: SCRIPT written just under* Pinkie: Sale of the Century....episode 83 plus 13 regular plus two super Sale programs, do we count them as one episode or two? Imax specials counted as 5 episodes for purpose of syndication? Across, three forums? Okie Dokie Lokie. I, Pinkamena Diane Pie....show up in what is most likely episode 101 or 102 of this program....Why didn't they invite me for 100? Oh, we restarted the count on the new service, Rightie-O! Anyway, a message in a bottle hits Steven in the head....Greg and Stacey yell to the other announcers to zip their lips as they're a big problem on stage. Put "Hooves" in the script to throw everyone off. Yes, Good. Greg and Stacey, unable to wake Steve from his bottle-induced coma....Reads "Dear Cast and Crew of $ale... You knew as soon as you used me on a Major Wager question, that I would make an appearance. Why? It's Disney. I needed the appearance fee. Autograph tables don't bring as much as they used to. Billy and Angela tend to do really well still. Me, I took up Teaching because I felt it would do the most good for the community. Anyway, Steve is going to be in Ohio at TrotCon...if he wakes up.... hahahaha..... Sincerely.... Ted Clayton #2, not to be confused with Ted Clayton #1 played by Keith Charles PS....I've put the Truck and Boat Package on the Fame Game Board" Fame Game Board.....Fame Game Board..... *Steve wakes up from his coma* Steve: What a weird dream. Oh....Guys?!? The Truck and Boat Package on the Fame Game Board..........
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 12, 2022 18:57:25 GMT -5
(lights in motion)There's a truck and boat package on the Fame Game board? Well, I'll be. Anyway, Frank, there are two Money Cards up there, the Major Wager, the Double Play. All kinds of good stuff. The lights are locked into your buzzer. Good luck and fire when ready. (a letter from A-I, please)
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Post by Frank on Jul 12, 2022 20:21:53 GMT -5
come on 15 dollar money card now
BUZZ F
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 12, 2022 22:53:27 GMT -5
(he stops)Oh, right at #8. What's back there? Steve: (VO) And behind number 8 is....
THE GMC YUKON AND BOAT PACKAGE!
(Tony drives back on stage with Stacey and "Ted", The other models towed behind on the party boat. Party Cannons fire on the stage) Steve: (VO) Yes it's the same GMC Yukon with a 3.0 L 6-cylinder diesel engine, SLE package and more... Along with the $40,500 in cash and the party boat, this prize package is worth $125,000!!!Greg: And Frank still has a $10 lead! While we clean this up, why don't you watch this? Vahan: $30 [HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEVE!] Frank: $40
(main theme to commercial, cheers and applause, fade to commercial)
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Post by palmer7 on Jul 13, 2022 12:37:09 GMT -5
(at Greg's dressing room trailer) Steve: The auditors have just looked over the records, and if you count the original 83 episodes, and count Super Sale as 2 episodes for replay value....THIS is episode 100!Greg: Really? THIS is episode 100? WHOO-HOO! (Greg quickly grabs Kate, who is still in the room, and kisses her on the lips) (to Kate) Kate, we've got to do something to celebrate. This is episode 100! Kate: What'd you have in mind?Greg: Uh.... more sex? (Suddenly, an arrow crashes through a window and comes between Greg and Kate. The two turn, and there is Clint Barton, the original Hawkeye, breaking the door down and looking like either a badass or an angry father.) Greg: Well, if it isn't the original Hawkeye. Oh wait, that was Donald Sutherland. Clint: (to Greg) Shut up! (to Kate) Kate, where have you been?
Kate: Uh, well, Clint....
(the two glance at each other, then proceed to have an entire conversation in American Sign Language; in order for the hearing-impaired people to have their own inside joke, this conversation is not subtitled. Greg attempts to use some gestures of his own.) Greg: Look, Clint. You (pointing to Clint) Fix the window. (pointing to the broken window) Or else I will call (picking up his cell phone) the police. Or... I will kick.... (he kicks the air) your ass (points to his own butt) myself. (points to himself; Greg is promptly slammed and held against a wall for his trouble) Clint: Don't try to patronize me, Palmer. I'm not completely deaf, you know. Kate told me you had sex with her. You're trying to pull the same shit Stark did, and it's not going to work. You may think that suit gives you some sort of mojo, it doesn't. If anything happens, you're responsible.Greg: Which is your good ear? (Clint points to an ear) That goes without saying, Mr. Barton. Princess Shuri just broke up with me, she's seeing someone else, Kate and I are young, I'm lonely and horny, she wanted some of it as well, and she told me she was on birth control. (Clint lets go of Greg, as he and Kate have another conversation in ASL to confirm the truthfulness of Greg's testimony.) Greg: You're lucky I don't know sign language. Clint: (to Greg) Shut up. (Greg gets pinned to the wall again) Now, you listen up. Kate Bishop is my partner, and I don't want her getting hurt by some chintzy casanova game show host who thinks he's Iron Man. You may have the suit, but you will never be as good as Tony Stark. Greg: Where's your good ear again? (Clint points to his good ear) Who says I want to be as good as Tony? I want to be better than him. Clint: That attitude will get you killed.Greg: By the way, Mr. Barton.... I'm trying to get The Avengers back together using some of the Stark money. Would you like to join me? Clint: Never! I'm going back to live a life of peace. Kate, I suggest you do the same. (he menacingly suggests to Greg that he'll have his eye on him, then removes the arrow from the wall, lets Greg go, and departs) Strange: (sarcastically) That went well. Greg: (to Kate) Look, like I told your.... father? big brother? bodyguard?.... Look, like I told Clint, I'd never want to hurt you. I mean, we just had sex once and, uh, you're an alright girl. Maybe that's just the oxytocin talking. Kate: Yeah, probably. Look, we can talk this over.Greg: During a quickie? (Kate shakes her head and sighs) Kate: You don't even have time for that.
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